white noise

Give me a dark couple. Two ex-killers who have gone domestic and can’t seem to adjust properly, despite it being what they both agreed on. 

marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

i've lost my memory for whatever reason and i don't know who you are but i just have a feeling that i'm supposed to trust you (said feeling is completely wrong and it's an enemy of some sorts)

we were lovers in a past life but in our first life i killed you to protect you (and because i love you) and you cursed me and my next lives to never find love until i find you again

ummmmmm i just finished this AMAZING book and now i need a plot that’s “you told me you needed a break because i’m fucked up so i gave it to you but now it’s the three months mark and i haven’t heard from you yet and what the fuck do you mean you’re dating someone else???? you said break not break-up??” and i need it NOW k thnx