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Thinking about the time me 'n Joey Peg-leg were doin tha captains taxes but our booty came short for thee tax Mann so we has the bright idea of burnin the books. but we'd forgot the boat was made of flamables aswell so the Golden Sally Burst into flames! Luckily for Aye, tha captains had placed a pirate insurance policy on tha ship so we tolt the redcoats that Blackbeard did it and they payed us thousands of doubloons! Now Polly can live a life of luxury in a new golden cage!

I be a Transfem pirate and just got me keel removed by the shipwrights so me boat be without a bottom. But me lass still wishes to face my blade so we must sail to the nearest seaport and sell me Booty for doubloons and buy a peg leg

So I be sweeping the poopdeck, minding me own business, aye? And I look starboard to see me union rep dragged into the inky fathoms by tha'Krakenn! Now the redcoats will surely seize me hook, me peg leg and me scuurrvy medication. Fuck me stupid landlubber life