I’ve written tons of oneshots but never really drabbles so I’m just gonna post this here…
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“Why are you so annoying? Ugh!” (Name) Cookie shouts at their lover. “Crumbs, I can’t even hear myself think clearly!”
The Sage blinks, then smirks. “(Name) Cookie…” he leans in, grinning more smugly by the second, “I wasn’t saying anything.”
They feel their face flush with rage and embarrassment.
“Was someone looking for my company?” He smiles like he’s holding back a laugh, clearly finding this to be the funniest thing ever. “Aww, come here. You can have as much of me as you like.” Reaching out one hand, he holds his staff behind his back with the other.
“Shut up.” They grit their teeth as they grab the front of his jacket, staring him dead in his mismatched eyes.
Those stupid eyes narrow in delight as he continues to tease, “Oh? My bad. Sorry,” then says nothing more. Not that it does anything, his stupid face says all the words he needs it to.
Frustrated, (Name) Cookie leans up and he bends down a bit to meet them in a kiss. They can tell he’s letting them win. He always does this when they feel overwhelmed and upset for no reason. He’d never lose a game he intended to win.
Lifting himself back up to his hovering-slightly-off-the-floor height, the Sage of Truth rests his hand around theirs still lightly holding his coat and guides them over to the sofa. Once he sits down, he motions them closer again.
Now leaning over him, (Name) Cookie kisses him once again. From this angle it’s easier, and before they know it they’re basically sitting on top of him, hands planted on his shoulders, and breathlessly looking him in the eyes.
“Feel better?” He asks in a low voice. Judging by his still present smirk, he just wants them to admit the answer.
“Shut up.” They avert their gaze, no real weight in their words now.








