ryoma

Oh, I’m sorry!! Unlike some people, I can’t afford a better freaking haircut!! I have to cut it myself with this shitty kunai Kiyen THREW at my head!!

What’s that supposed to mean!?! No, I’m not from freaking Kumo! I’m way too badass to be from that shithole!

Obviously yes. It’s not like there are many viable options here. What are they gonna do, give that bastard Kiyen another sword? Yeah right! He doesn’t need more of a reason to be an ass! And I’m pretty sure Riku-sama likes me more anyways, how couldn’t he?

Genin in other villages? Nope! Why would I care about those losers?

@ the-real-kage @kurata-kiyen

Oh, that’s easy! Marry Kagerou. Because she’s beautiful, kind and buys me food. Enslave Kiyen ‘cause he’s mean and deserves some serious payback. And befriend Ruri. I guess she isn’t that bad.

Ah... Well, he’s nice? Although, I don’t know what he’s saying half the time... And his smile kind of scares the shit out of me. Seriously, half the time when I look at the guy I think he’s about to fall to pieces. But he doesn’t talk back much. And he seems like he could be a potential accomplice one day. I wonder if I can teach him to pickpockets?

...When Kagerou isn’t looking he glares at me and says mean things to me. He takes me into the back alley and beats me up for my lunch money. And he’s constantly trying to keep me from being fed. There’s a reason I’m starving in Kiri and it’s all on this bitch