Vespy

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TUBERS ATTACKING MY BEAUTIFUL MUPPET MIND AND POWERFUL JOKER BODY?? I am going to destroy YouTube, I am going to Kill it Badly, with my , hooves

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

I actually just had the worst drive of my LIFE. DUDE. the light was broken so we sat there for 10 MINUTES and someone RAN IT??? so I turned right and went around the corner and this truck is pulled all the way out so I can't see around him and the truck behind me is HONKING AT ME to DRIVE INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC THAT I CANT EVEN SEE. all this to try and get gas dude

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though