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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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You know the post that's like "guy who stumbles out of the room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand-yard stare vs guy who stumbles out of the room covered in blood with a dreamy lovesick look in his eyes"? that's Logico and Irratino
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kidz bop x the mountain goats
IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN
Greeting the missus
if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.
You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.
This is who I'm gonna tell my kids is Joker and Harley Quinn
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Mumbo: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Scar recently.
Grian: No, Mumbo, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Mumbo: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Grian: No! You’re the only one for me.
Mumbo: Is that so?
Grian: I promise! Scar and I are just dating, okay? He’s my partner.
Mumbo: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Grian: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Mumbo: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Grian: Of course bro!
Mumbo: Bro...
Scar: What the-
Grian , ever the contrarian to common sense, ADORES the feeling of water on his wings. It’s like a blanket to him. He loves to ‘swim’ (clonkily flop around in the water) and hold his breath. When he is terribly stressed, or tired, he plays dead in the water using potion after potion until he is found, gets bored, or dies. (He also secretly loves it when his hermits throw a towel around him and lecture him. It makes him feel loved)
dramatic bird
Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore
Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths
A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources
i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??
Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?
"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?
"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?
"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?
"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?
The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?
You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?
I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
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Standing on the edge. Looking down at yourself.
you regret it. But what else could you have done?
Which mcyter are you thinking of?
Im thinking of Grian at the end of 3rd life :3
sometimes the most romantic ending is murder-suicide
sometimes the most romantic ending is murder-suicide
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.
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What if Scar is a siren who had a crush on Grian, causing him to fail miserably at singing whenever he’s around him?
His singing is so disastrously bad that Grian, a songbird, genuinely worries that Scar will starve to death because he can’t hunt properly. So, Grian decides to help him practice his singing.
Later, once they’ve spent enough time together that Scar finally stops being a nervous wreck, he actually shuts his mouth. Because He realizes that he doesn't want to charm Grian with a siren song; he wants to win his heart himself.
(I used a translator. So if there is something wrong, please ignore.)
that is an ADORABLE idea im in love!!! classic grian fussing over scar moments, paired with scar feelings realization! too good!!! i need a full fic!!! adorable premise thank you
(Edit: forgot to give Grian shading on his clothes)
Legend of Zelda inspired Scarian AU where Scar is a Prince who wished for help from the gods to save his kingdom and then they responded by throwing one to his feet from the sky
Anyway now they’re going on an adventure today yayyy
