always wins when they play trivia crack
pippa is literally stupid so it would have to be dylan
laughs when their partner trips on something
both of them. evil little bitches.
would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke
pippa wouldn’t do this because then she would have to have cold hands with the ice, and if dylan did it, well... good luck charlie. she’d beat dylan’s ass.
spoils the ending of books/movies
pippa, and not even spitefully. she’ll just be trying to prove she knows what dylan means and be like oh, is that the one where it was all a dream at the end? i heard it sucked ass
always posts a picture of the other as their mcm or wcw
pippa is an insta thot, and while it’s USUALLY her show (thirst traps) dylan can make the occasional appearance
eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it
obnoxiously celebrates monday punday every week
makes loving hack posts on the other’s social media
dylan!!!! stop ruining pippa’s brand (ass and tits) by posting something embarrassing (not ass and tits)
has to beat their partner in every game
is dyl dyl competitive? pippa is. not even bc she likes how winning feels, just bc she likes to be an asshole and gloat
keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff
pippa if she’s high, dylan any other time
eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway
pippa brushes her little teethies after every meal, so maybe dylan should stop being GROSS and SMELLY