the depths.

          ❝ What can I say? It’s like he practically walked into my knife. Well, if cat is a euphemism for sex then, yes, happy birthday! She’s all yours! ❞

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heightening their expectations was a requirement more often than naught; it just made the job easier.    “   a little publicity might help bring attention to this whole thing   -    solve some of the smaller issues before taking the hardest feat.   ”     /    @starredskins​

STARTER  TYPE  :  closed  from  pandora  washington FOR  :  @starredskins​  (  kitty  )

                    there  is  an  obvious  eye  roll  from  the  washington  woman  ,  arms  crossed  over  her  chest  as  she  looked  at  kitty  .  huffing  out  a  sigh  ,  she  tried  to  hold  herself  together  instead  of  bursting  into  giggled  .  ‘‘  it  isn’t  my  fault  that  they  ate  the  brownies  without  asking  .  if  they  didn’t  want  to  have  a  trip  then  they  should’ve  kept  their  paws  off  them  .  ’’

@starredskins​ ho ho ho 🐱 

                                        he has been told that the greatest gifts are the ones that you would love to receive yourself. this, is not what his father had meant. but alas, he’s on the apolskis doorstop, rapping on their door, thuds muted by his mittens. it’s fucking freezing. he’s delighted when he’s greeted by the right one, putting in as much enthusiasm as he can muster to say, ‘   merry christmas.    ’ he can see his breath, which is a clear signal that he should be inside. ‘   i’m your secret santa. made you a mixtape. included a couple of my originals too. make sure to show it to your brother too yeah ?   ’ 

“i still think you should teach me how to play.. i’ll even pinky promise not to steal you’re role. my head will get too big if i play and sing.”

julian expects the laughter. it was comical, and ridiculous, but above all else, it was embarrassing. thus giving her exactly what she’d asked for—and he suspects it qualifies as FUCK - UP of the year. not that there was much left of the year to begin with. perhaps he’d get one final shot at the title come december. what he doesn’t expect, however, is that slap that follows. an instinctive ‘ OW! ’ and his touch goes to soothe an arm soon - to - be bruised.

“ hey, it was an ACCIDENT! ” a poor excuse but an excuse nonetheless. it was an accident. “ i was—fucking shit - faced. ”

Pippa shook her head, trying carefully to balance an annoyed glare in Juli’s general direction with the end of her laughing fit.   “   It was an accident,   ”   She mocked, slumping back deeper into the couch.  “  Fucking dick,  ”  It’s an echo of previous statement, and she’s half-motivated to smack him again, but instead opts for stealing back their drug of choice, inhaling deeply. 

“   A drunk accident is what happens when celebrities get DUIs. You’re just a douche,  ”   For someone that seemed pissed off for Chelsea’s sake approximately five second ago, Pippa seems awfully delighted now — mostly because she’s seeing the brand new potential of holding this over him for the rest of eternity — a fact she would see no problem in verbalizing.

starter for ava rosilio ( @starredskins​ ) !

they are TOO MUCH alike: two sides of the same coin—if not the exact same side altogether—and it shows in how quickly they fall back into old habits. two weeks, give or take, and things are beginning to to the status quo. scene: a saturday morning, with coffee still brewing (meaning coffee yet to be had) as her daughter emerges from her bedroom in an all too familiar red turtleneck.

   “  is that my shirt?  ”

It was rare that Ava was up before half past noon on a Saturday, or that she wore something other than a tee-shirt when she left the house — but her post New Year plans to get coffee  (  Ew. She would get a hot chocolate.  )   left her in need of something nicer ... which is where her mother’s closet comes in. Though the two were far off in stature, it fit perfectly fine. So she’d borrowed it without asking first — she wasn’t planning on being seen before she put on her coat ... 

😒  —  someone my muse hates: can i say someone that’s only a wanted connect and not a character? i’m gonna allow myself to say anything, actually, it’s my meme. the answer is her DAD. what kind of a douche abandons his family because one of his kids has cancer? henry better watch his ass because if he ever comes within a mile radius of kitty he’s getting his shit rocked by this little lesbian. 

💘 — someone my muse has a crush on: kitty doesn’t do crushes, she is too much of a smooth operator (aka a slut) but if she had to pick someone to date, dylan narrowly edges out olivia because kitty doesn’t thnk she has what it takes to be the first lady of lake cleone. but they’re both excellent options, if u ask for her dykeazoid opinion. 

▀  —  what they would hide under their bed: when pippa was much younger, she used to hide any drugs and alcohol she had under there. real smart hiding place, genius. usually there’s nothing under there now, but during the holiday season and around any birthdays, she hides people’s presents under there. just in case. 

☆  — how they’d throw parties: ah yes, her only skill. pippa is a good party planner. not like, for kids with games and shit, but like ... house parties. even if she’s plastered or high in the sky, she always makes sure there’s enough shit to go around and no one is dying of alcohol poisoning. she always has good music, free alcohol for everyone, and if she likes you enough to be alone with you for ten minutes, she’ll also smoke you out. that makes a pretty great hostess, methinks. 

♡ — what their wedding invitations would look like: at this rate, emma will never get to make these and that is so very sad for her. anyway, they are VERY classy / basic, depending on how u look at it. she thinks them being white / cream or whatever w the gold accents is very fancy and traditional. she also definitely handwrote all the information on them bc it feels more personal and it’s less expensive that way. 

♜ — interior design aesthetic: as happy and bright as she can make it. i’m talking vase of flowers always on the table — flowers everywhere rlly, can odette get her a discount? otherwise they’re all fake. plants in general are all about. making sure there is lots of light everywhere, bright colored accents. natural woods — like she doesn’t have expensive furniture, but as a bitch on a budget she is more likely to go used than the modern aesthetics of ikea. DEFINITELY has framed photos of friends and inspirational quotes. knick nacks everywhere, but still super anal-retentive neat. they’re placed with PURPOSE. 

always wins when they play trivia crack

pippa is literally stupid so it would have to be dylan

laughs when their partner trips on something

both of them. evil little bitches. 

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

pippa wouldn’t do this because then she would have to have cold hands with the ice, and if dylan did it, well... good luck charlie. she’d beat dylan’s ass. 

spoils the ending of books/movies

pippa, and not even spitefully. she’ll just be trying to prove she knows what dylan means and be like oh, is that the one where it was all a dream at the end? i heard it sucked ass 

always posts a picture of the other as their mcm or wcw

pippa is an insta thot, and while it’s USUALLY her show (thirst traps) dylan can make the occasional appearance 

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

dylan. that btch. 

obnoxiously celebrates monday punday every week

no <3

makes loving hack posts on the other’s social media

dylan!!!! stop ruining pippa’s brand (ass and tits) by posting something embarrassing (not ass and tits) 

has to beat their partner in every game

is dyl dyl competitive? pippa is. not even bc she likes how winning feels, just bc she likes to be an asshole and gloat 

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

pippa if she’s high, dylan any other time 

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

☾ — sleeping habits: kitty has always been an obnoxiously early riser, even when she’s up late at night, her body physically rejects being in bed after 7am. maybe 8 or 9 on weekends. as long as juli and mommy don’t mind vegan pancakes, she probably made breakfast when she still lived @ home and can come by with food now. charitable queen. 

☼ —  favorite time of day: she’s not a nighttime person, but she associates morning and afternoon with working (gag) so kitty is pro evening. it’s prime time for relaxing when she doesn’t have to think about tomorrow yet but is done with the day. a lazy woman’s dream. 

lesbian starter for @starredskins​  !!

       you’d think she would’ve been used to it by now ; the lights , the music , the overjoyed look on every single person’s face &. the unnecessary santa hat each employee was compelled to wear to reinforce the christmas spirit. —- the woman was no grinch , but she wasn’t full-out santa either. 

        “ —- hey , merry christmas , what can i get for you? ” her job at the diner was , as you can see , a thrill. because who didn’t love repeating the same routine day in and day out. although , her customer tonight was an easily recognisable and the smile across her lips was perhaps not entirely for show. “ more coffee? – or would you like to try the festive christmas cake? ” shifting her eyes real quick before lowering her tone a few decibels , she whispered. “ i would not recommend it , though. ”

The spirit of the season is definitely in the air when Lenora enters the diner, the morning of Christmas Eve. Staring out at a sea of paper snowflakes pasted to the windows and Santa hats on waitstaff, Lenora smiles a little bit in spite of pre-Christmas stress. The days leading up to what was supposed to be the most joyful time of year had been ... stressful, between her family  (  which always seemed stressful  )  and organizing the children’s Christmas pageant. She was grateful for the reprieve, even if it was just a moment at breakfast in the diner.