Woah! Dave Strider joins Jumblr ✡️

When I first joined "Jumblr" I was scrolling through posts made by fellow Jews... Right? Then, I stumbled across someone asking what everyone's favorite Jewish traditions were. I sent them an anonymous message with my experience. A few weeks later, I had joined a Jewish Discord server, and we began talking about Tumblr. One of our members dropped their Tumblr username. Guess what? It was the person I sent the anonymous message to!! They were a member in the server that I moderate!! It's such a small world. Stuff like that makes my day!

Story time!! SOOO services were so fun yesterday!! We had a donut and olive oil tasting event!! We also made candles for our menorahs. For the food? There was just a SHIT TON of fried food. Fried chicken, onion rings, latkes, fries etc. There were a ZILLION kinds of donuts too!! Oh, we can't forget the mandatory salad. They wouldn't let us hold an event without at least ONE healthy food, We played dreidel and had cocktails till WE fell down haha :3 they had a cocktail that tasted like jelly donuts. SOOOO GOOD. AHHHHH

Have a wonderful day everyone!

My boyfriend ( goy-friend) and I went to a restaurant and he got a cheeseburger. Not judging. But then we come home and he puts his leftovers in the fridge. I mention that it’s not kosher and he groans and goes “oh my G-D it’s not a BIG DEAL UGHHH” and now I’m sitting here writing this with him glaring at me. Ugh. It’s starting to piss me off. I feel dirty and unclean. Yucky. He totally invalidated me though. He also made like 4 tasteless Jew jokes about us being penny pinchers. He even said “I’m Jewish because I don’t like spending a lot of money.” Dave what have you gotten yourself into… oy. Vey.

Early (WAY early) Passover memes. Save em for when the time comes.

Goyim at their finest. Have you ever seen a Jew ask what a Christian synagogue is? Maybe we are smarter. Or just have Christian culture in our face all day! also please make sure to follow my blog if you like it! I don’t care about follow count, but it’s weird seeing I have a post with 140+ notes and 5 followers ♥️ Follow me. Do it.

then I remember when the only way my mom could get me to sleep every night was by playing songs by the maccabeats. We had a signed copy o their CD because they performed at the school my mom worked at and I met them backstage cause I was helping with setup.

Here’s my contribution to jewblr for today. Love ya!

“You should’ve taken better care of it, I didn’t put it there.” She’d say. To avoid conflict, I’ve taken the blame because I should’ve paid more attention. It’s my fault because we hadn’t gone to shul in a while so I didn’t check on it. I thought it was in its usual spot. Nice and safe. But I was wrong. I’ve been taking extra nice care of my tallit, and kissing it and apologizing again and again.

He sent me this the other day. He drew me. Compared me to a little round golden challah. Oh, to be a warm shiny delicate golden little challah under a little challah blanket .