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"In The Godfather (1972), the cat Marlon Brando holds wasn’t planned. It was a stray from the Paramount lot. Brando picked it up on the spot, and its purring was so loud it nearly buried his lines."

late entry to the shadow hand bra meme

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But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

saw these at the renfaire and i really wanted to buy them, but they were out of my budget… alas :,)

finally some relatable content on ig

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

@woolfmalice

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.