_ awesome in theory terrible in practice
a bachelor's degree in communications
a big black dick strapped to a frail white body
a big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo
a bit of a tarantula problem
a cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing
a cold and indifferent universe
a constant need for validation
a crazy little thing called love
a creepy child singing a nursery rhyme
a disappointing birthday party
a four hour depression nap
a gentle caress of the inner thigh
a hateful 30-year marriage
a homoerotic volleyball montage
a hopeless amount of spiders
a little girl with a knife
a long business meeting with no obvious purpose
a magician fucking up over and over again
a man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies
a massive collection of child pornography
a meeting that could have been an email
a messy bitch who lives for drama
a micro pig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties
a pile of squirming bodies
a positive male role model
a reason not to commit suicide
a romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __
a sexual recharged game of chess
a shiny rock that proves I love you
a six hour conversation on gender and queer theory
a skinny submissive husband
A subscription to men's fitness
a surprising amount of hair
a table for one at the cheesecake factory
a terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes
a toxic family environment
a viable third party candidate
a woman's right to choose
a. sobering quantity of chili cheese fries
accusing a powerful man of sexual assault
achieving reproductive success
actually getting shot for real
after phasing out orca shows Seaworld is now attracting customers with
all classes have been cancelled today due to
all the people i've killed
am etsy steampunk strap on
an 800-foot-long pool noodle
an entrenched class system
an evil man in evil cloths
an inability to form meaningful relationship
an overwhelming variety of cheeses
An Unforgettable quinceañera
and what did you bring in for show and tell
anxiety baking a hundred muffins
any kind of sex with anybody
art isn't just a paining in a stuffy museum art is alive art is_
assassinating the president
awesome pictures of plants and stuff
bad emotions i don't want
bad music for stupid people
before i kill you mr bond i must show you
behind every powerful man is
being a busy adult with many important things to do
being a motherfucking sorcerer
being cheesy to everyone and late for everything
being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about
best you go back where you came from, now. we don't take too kindly to _ in these parts
blossoming into beautiful young woman
blowing some dudes in an alley
buying the right pants to be cool
buying things to fill the emptiness inside
calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality
changing a person's mind with logical facts
Child protective services
crying yes father while getting spanked
dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're __
dark and mysterious forces beyond our control
deteriorating mental health
developing secondary sex characteristics
dissolving my husband's body in acid
divorced billionaire energy
do not fuck with me i am literally _ right now
do you lack energy? does it sometimes feel like the whole world is_?
doing its doggy no kissing
doing the right stuff to her nipples
drinking ten 5-hour energys to get fifty continuous hours of energy
dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up
eating together like a goddamn family for once
exactly what you'd expect
exploring each of his buttholes
falling in love with poetry
feeling the emotion of anger
finding a place to sit down
fingering each other's butts
forty two years of repressed homosexuality
fun tip! when your man asks you to go down on him try surprising him with _ instead
generally having no idea what's going on
genetically engineered super soldiers
genuinely having no idea what's going on
getting caught by the police and going to jail
getting drafted into the army
getting in her pants politely
getting involved in local politics
getting laid like all the time
getting mummy another beer
getting punished to the shadow round
getting shot out of a cannon
getting this party started
girls just want to have _
going around printing people
going to better a reasonable hour
going to college and becoming a new person who has sex
googling how to eat pussy
graphic violence, adult language and some sexual content
growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness
hard hitting investigative journalism
having 6 weeks left to live
having a wonderful time at the zoo
having been dead for a while
having sex with a beautiful person
help me doctor i've got _ in my butt
her majesty Queen Elizabeth II
here at the academy for the gifted children we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.
hey baby, come back to my place and i'll show you _
hi this is Jim from accounting we noticed a £1,299 charge labelled _ can you explain
Holding a lantern and saying who goes there
holy moly now that's what i call _
how do I lose my virginity?
how great my ass looks in these jeans
how strange is it to be anything at all?
hurling oneself down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese
i don't believe in god i believe in _
i get by with a little help from _
i learnt the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _
i may not be much to look at but i fuck like _
i swear to god i'm gonna murder my husband if he doesnt shut up about _
i'm _ you're _ lets party
i'm not like the rest of you im too rich and busy for _
if you can't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love _
im sorry sir but i couldn't complete my homework because of _
important news about Taylor swift
it's beginning to look a lot like ___
it's finally happening I'm finally doing it! yes! it's time for _
it's simple you give me sex I give you _
it's the 21st century a woman shouldn't have to apologise for _
james is a lonely boy, but when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend _
Jeremy and his stupid annoying, dumb hard, beautiful body
join our peaceful community. we eat grapes, live in tents. we enjoy _ together
Jörmungandr the world serpent
leading a country to war on false pretences
licking things to claim them as your own
losing custody of the kids
loving you is easy cuz you're___
making friends as an adult
man this is bull shit fuck _
moderate to severe joint pain
money can't buy me love but you come by me___
mummy and daddy fighting all the time
mutually assured destruction
my beautiful granddaughter
my collection of high tech sex toys
my memory of last night is pretty hazy i remember _ and that is pretty much it
my plan for world domination begins with _
my son's dip shit friends
no no no no no no no i will not lwtb _ruin this wedding
none of your damn business
nonsexual activitiwa such as roller skating
not being a part of my son's life
not contributing to society in any meaningful way
not reciprocating oral sex
now on netflix: jiro dreams of _
oh no siri, how do i fix_?
oh woops these aren't the right pants for ___
one unforgettable night of passion
opening your mouth to talk and a big penis flops out
owls the perfect predator
Pacific aggressive post-it notes
preparing my asshole for sex
pretending to have done the reading
pretty pretty princess dress up board game
prince Ali fabulous he Ali ababwa
quality affordable menswear
quality custom upholstery at unbeatable prices
raising three kids on minimum wage
ready or not here comes ___
referring to a mozzarella steak as a bad boy
repeatedly coming out as bisexual
resonating with the earth's vibrational energy
ribs the food that's got bones
robots who just want to party
rub a dub sub _ in a tub.
running off into the sunset
say it loud im _ and im proud
"saying ""fuck it"" and stepping off a cliff"
scissoring if that's a thing
seizing control of the means of production
seriously guys there's nothing funny about ___
setting boundaries with coworkers
sexually charged game of chess
sexy stinky werewolf boys
shattered hopes and dreams
sing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes
slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth
slowly easing down on a cucumber
small plates or tapas if you will
some bloody peace and quiet
some doucher and acoustic guitar
some really fucked up shit
spending way too long picking a restaurant
stabbing a motherfucker in the face
sucking each other's penises for hours on end
suddenly feeling really sad for 40 years
systems and policies designed to preserve centuries old power structures
taking a nap and taking another nap
taking the form of a falcon
talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, riding. winning. losing cheating, kissing, thinking, dreaming
telling heather she can't pull off that shirt
tender the chunks of all white meat chicken
that chicken from popeyes
that's bullshit they can't fire me for _
thats right i killed _ how you ask? _
the 10 largest men from my village
the 8th gay warlocks who dictates the rules of fashion
the Abercrombie and Fitch lifestyle
the American healthcare system
the basic suffering that provides all existence
the best deepest quotes from The dark Knight
the blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in
the current political climate
the cutest fucking shoes I've ever seen
the day the birds attacked
the eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion
the end of all life on earth
The fair and hatred in men's hearts
the feeling of going to McDonald's at 6 years old
the grace of path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earth and cradle
The Great British baking show
the healing process began when i joined a support group for victims of _
the horrible things are giving birth. does he have vagina?
the man who fucks me and my wife
the miracle of childbirth
the moist demanding chasm of his mouth
The motherfuckers who knocked up my daughter
the mysterious fog rolling into town
the ol' penis in the popcorn surprise
the power of the dark side
the profoundly handicapped
the school trip was completely ruined by _
the secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction
the secret to truly resilient hair
the sound of my roommate masturbating
the swamp of unlimited pleasure
the sweet song of sword against sword and the brain of mighty war beasts
the swim team all at once
The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life
the true meaning of Christmas
the unbelievable world of mushrooms
the violation of our most basic human rights
the way James bond treats women
thinking about what's eating even is
three dicks at the same time
three hours of non-stop penetration
three men and three hot dogs
throwing stones at a man until he dies
tonight we will have sex and afterwards if you like a little bit of _
treasures beyond your wildest dreams
Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend
turning the poor people against each other so they don't pay attention to economic inequity
two shity kids and a garbage husband
unresolved childhood trauma
violating the Geneva convention
waiting like a little bitch
walking into a glass door
watching a hot person eat
watching someone fuck my wife
we're here we're ___ get used to it
wearing glasses in sounding smart
well if _ good enough for _ its good enough for me
well if __ is a crime, than lock me up
well shit. my eyes ain't so goo, but i'll eat my own boot if that ain't
well what do you have to save yourself? Casey, this is a third time you've been sent to the principal's office for ___
were here were _ get used to it
Western standard of beauty
what are my parents keeping from me
what brought the orgy to a grinding halt
what dad has say about Muslims
what did i bring back from amsterdam
what did you bring for show and tell
what ended my last relationship?
what ever straight people do for fun
what gets better with age?
what is batman's guilty pleasure
what left this stain in my couch
what looks like a chemical weapons facility turned out to be a children's hospital
what never fails to liven up the party
what sounds great after four margaritas
what to do with all this chocolate on my penis?
what totoly destroyed my arehole
what type of straight people do for fun?
what will always get you laid
What's a girls best friend
what's big sweaty and fantastic
What's on my parents hiding from me?
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
what's there a ton of in heaven
whomsoever let the dogs out
whooping your ass up Mario kart
why can't I sleep at night?
why did the chicken cross the road
women in positions of Power
wondering the streets in search of a party
working so hard to have muscles than having them
yass you're severing me _ realness
you wont believe whats in my pussy
your little booty in them. underpants
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