Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part Seven):
"We're really good at making wood look like wood."
"Sometimes Febreze is good enough."
"If I have ten minutes I'm gonna go through some videos."
"We're not done yet, don't go away yet."
"'Cause I know that's not true."
"It's a dark place, don't go there."
"They even have chocolate."
"It happened in like thirty seconds."
"Damnit, that ruins half the thing."
"We can't just hope for a storm every night at 8:15 exactly."
"They get to listen to music that they like. Hopefully."
"We've kind of proven that's a bad idea."
"As far as I know, zombies don't actually exist."
"It can be done in a couple hours."
"We have a teddy bear costume."
"We can't hold it in our hands."
"They get to sometimes make things explode on stage on accident."
"He's the guy to go to, 'cause he's smart."
"It's outâfuck itâleave it."
"I just had to take a bunch of shit to the dry cleaner."
"If they fuck up there's a back button."
"They better not be wearing modern boxers."
"I could fix it but I don't wanna."
"They're generally wearing some kind of tux."
"It'll sound cool, but you'll die."
"Does anybody not like this movie? Good answer."
"They're generally not saying anything."
"We're not worried about seeing the face."
"Maybe you have to order it from the internet."
"We'd be taking over the world."
"You try to stop it before it gets to your heart."
"That's her thing, I guess; more power to her."
"Febreze can only do so much."
"What's his face is mourning at the grave."
"Hopefully someone can wash your clothes for you."
"All someone has to do is press a button."
"He was hanging over the stage."
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