would you kill to save a life?

There’s a reason for that.

I'm incredibly aware of that.

Whatever makes you happy, so long as you’re doing it shirtless.

If I take Harmony with me, I'll have to be shirtless. She takes all of mine.

My money’s on you not typically sitting through lectures on much of anything, Tiger.

I might just as well as quit while I'm ahead and retire to a cornfield so I can at least make something of my life. 

I'm not sitting through a lecture on that.

So, really, take out options. I have cranky, and hungry, vegetarian to feed. 

Maybe you should look up some really simple recipes online? That’s what I did. Now I can at least feed myself without take out most of the time.

I can make ham sandwiches and she's a vegetarian.

It’s like I skipped ‘headache’, straight into ‘migraine’.

Now I understand why people continue to say stupid things. The reactions are the best part.

Everybody talks to themselves because otherwise who would listen?

Fair enough. Unless you're mute.

Is it really that bad? How are you guys going to survive? You can’t eat take out forever. Well I guess you could but it’d be pretty bad for you.

It's pretty bad. We usually alternate. Take out, go out, take out, go out.

Just your game, dude.  Just your game.

I have a strong feeling that you do talk to yourself on a regular basis. I know what the reference is, twitchy.

You couldn’t keep up.

My heart is broken.

Man, so you have absolutely no other options? Maybe one of you two should take a class on cooking. I think the dog might just burn your house down.

The dog could probably do a better job than either of us. He can at least catch his food.

Um, the alphabet? Nowhere in M-I-A-M-I is there I-T-I-S, is there?

Maybe I'll take you out instead.

You can’t take out ‘it is’ from ‘Miami’.