Stark Industries Internal Affairs

Can we address the elephant in the room. No seriously, why is there an elephant in my office?

My Mark 64 armour doesn't need a paint job! Whoever painted it up to look like a bumble bee is mean! I am not the Wasp!

Has anyone figured out how to work Mr Stark’s time machine? I think I left my sanity in 2014.

MISS POTTS HAS A NICE ASS

There’s a ghost in my office and he says his name is Bucky Barnes and he knew my father?! Can someone remove it?!

Please can someone inform Mr Thor that the next time he wants coffee when he visits, he has to bring his own mug!

Please stop putting security guys in my lobby, Happy! They mess up my Feng Shui!

Company ice-cream day is next Tuesday! Bring your spoons!

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ROBOT? HE'S ESCAPED MY LAB!

The boardroom is not a place to hold football practices. Please relocate!

My name is not niom nar! Whoever is doing this, stop!

We are not the esvgearn. Please can someone unscramble the letters on the side of the building!

Science lab needs more test subjects. SEND TRIBUTES. We will take grandparents, third cousins and ex boyfriends.

Can people please stop sending me blankets and pillows, neither me or Hulk want a 'snuggle pile' Dr Bruce Banner, R&D

Whoever owns the cardboard cut-out of Ultron, please remove him from the boardroom, Mr Stark is refusing to go near it in case it moves.

Star Lord will be taking over the intercom for 80's throwback hour at 1pm today! Prepare to dance, slackers!

The “Young Avengers” are not of legal age to go to any of Mr Stark’s superhero “discos”. Please do not let them in the building!