COWER & PRÆY

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“[insert politician/political movement/bird migration] is ruining our economy.”

“They’re not usually this crazy.”

“Pass the tofu.”

“Is this a real turkey?”

“DONT PUT YOUR FACE IN THE PIE! too late…..”

“I’m thankful for [insert thing]”

“Your children are evil.”

“Grab that kid!”

“Damn it [football player], grab the damn ball!”

“Turn the football game down.”

“Who’s going to say the blessing?”

“Good friends, good meat, good God, lets eat.”

“What’s a giblet?”

“I am not putting my hand in a turkey’s butt.”

“Get your hand out of that thing’s butt.”

“The fryer caught on fire.”

“I rubbed so much butter on his butt.“

“THANKS OBAMA!”

“Why can’t I eat in the attic?”

“Can we go home now?”

“Pilgrims didn’t really wear black and white.”

“Princess Leia was not a pilgrim.”

“Pass the cranberry sauce.”

“Its not blood, its turkey guts.”

“You look like you murdered someone.”

“If we all survive this, it will be a miracle.”

“How many relatives do we have again?”

“I can’t eat another bite….. DESERT.”

“I’m stuffed like a turkey.”

“Time to leave.”

“Are you sure we’re related.”

“We’ve never met.”

“Where’s your [girlfriend/boyfriend]”

“When I was your age……”

“[relative] is talking about being ‘our age’ again.”