STAR GIRL.

Stella: I don't have patience for riddles.

I feel like this is a silly question because most people, if not all, know that I love Legally Blonde the Musical and it’s a dream role for sure. As such, if I really had to think about it, I would go with Once On This Island. There’s just something about it that always draws me in and the whole production itself is beautiful. Everyone should see/listen to the soundtrack at the very least.

Which falsies are we talking about? Are we talking about what people currently call falsies or the ones people stick in bras to make their boobs look bigger? If it’s the former, a good false lash is never a bad thing! Sometimes you don’t need them but sometimes they make a whole make-up look pop! As for the latter, I think we should always celebrate breasts of all sizes but if it makes you  more confident or helps you fill out an outfit just right, then do it!

Let me preface by saying that my sisters should date whoever makes them happy and that’s that. As long as they’re being treated kindly and they’re genuinely into the person their dating then nothing else matters. That being said @valerievasilovich seems like she would enjoy spending time with someone like @herklympus or maybe even @robbshood because they were a cute pair for the picnic auction and anyone who can get behind her unusual combo of food is alright in my books. @margovasilovich is baby and therefore not allowed to date though if I had to make a suggestion, she seems pretty stuck on her ex but I think @romeodubois is super sweet and he seems to want to shout out just how much he cares so he’d be a good pick.

Currently, due to unfortunate events unknown to me, I would say “I’m Not That Girl” from Wicked. 

Ahhh my time to shine! I would choose either @herklympus or @grahammacintosh because they get me! @gigiphilip could be a lot of fun as well! 

This is NOT the Valentine’s day date I want. The only thing we could be suited for together is her doing my make up for my first major role!

Herk: NAH THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GRAHAM TO ME! MAYBE YOU HEARD HIM WRONG! WANT ME TO CHECK YOUR EARS? TEAL IS LIKE BLUE, YEAH? NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE ALL COLORS SLAP ON YOU! I LIKE PINK!

Herk: A TORTILLA ONESIE? CUTE! YOU'D BE LIKE MY BURRITO BABY!

Stella: BUT HE SAID IT IN A TEXT! SHOULD I GET MY EYES CHECKED? IT'S THE COLOR YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK THE OCEAN OR AT LEAST I THINK OF IT WHEN I THINK OCEAN! I COULD DO LIKE A PINK TO PURPLE OMBRE?

Herk: MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER? DO YOU NOT FEEL AWESOME?! WHY NOT?! DO I HAVE TO PUNCH SOMEONE? ALSO OOOH WHAT COLORS?!

Herk: I SHOULD BUY YOU A BLANKET JUST LIKE IT BUT SINCE IT WAS A GIFT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM! MAYBE TORTILLAS DOT COM?

Stella: GRAHAM SAID SOOKIE CUTS HIS HAIR BETTER THAN I DO OR WELL, HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE! MMM I'M THINKING AN OMBRE WITH LIKE A PASTEL TEAL TO PURPLE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR!

Herk: HI! WHAT ARE YOU UPTO? AS FOR ME, I GOT A TORTILLA BLANKET FOR CHRISTMAS AND I'VE BEEN BUNDLED UP LIKE A BURRITO EVER SINCE AND IT'S STILL FUN!

Margo: That's why it's a spin off just for ASU students! I'm just as established as any of my other classmates, it's a clean slate!

Margo: Those people are BORING and don't want to fall in love! The Bachelor or Bachelorette needs to have an open heart and trust the process instead of being skeptical, and they have to be a little bit messy and emotional to make for good TV! Therefore, only Marley is an acceptable choice, TRY AGAIN!

Stella: Then you'd have to call it something else because no one is expecting ASU students at the age of 18 to be looking for marriage! They don't even know what they want to do with their lives!

Margo: I'm not a baby! Or a toddler, or a kid, or a teenager anymore even really! I'm a sophomore, I'm a legal adult, I'm almost 20... stop KILLING MY DREAMS!

Margo: Also, answer my questions!!! If not me then WHO?

Stella: The bachelor/bachelorette needs to someone who's established! YOU ARE BABY compared to the others on the show :P

Margo: IS 2021 THE YEAR WE FINALLY START HAVING AN ASU BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE SPINOFF?

Margo: Because it should be! And I personally nominate myself for Bachelorette, but I'm open to other ideas, and especially to perfect Bachelor suggestions!

Stella: YOU ARE 👶

Jane: Am I the only one that has three different kinds of shampoo and conditioner to use depending on what my day's activities are?

DJ: So what's the verdict on bounce houses at wedding receptions?