Off to see the stars

"fuck the educational system" - dorcas

"no i'm not mad that you all forgot about my birthday, just don't talk me for a few hours" - lily

"having a boyfriend is so cringe. no hate to the gays tho." - marlene

"i cried because i saw a dog with little snow boots on" - peter

"guess how many panick attacks i got today..... more" - remus

"of course i celebrate on sundays.... it's euphoria day" - mary

"my d¡ck is huge but i'm a bottom, what a waste" - sirius

"no i'm sorry babe, mercury isn't in retrograde anymore, i think it might be depression" - pandora

"i remember everyone i ever had a crush on and that makes a lot of people to remember" - james

"you can't go and kill people like that. you have to plan the murder." - kaz

"you can't ask me to choose between food and women" - nina

"yeah go on, it's always the dyslexic's fault" - wylan

*punctuate every sentence with finger guns* - jesper

"i'm so silent people forget i'm here and they just start talking like i'm not even in the room" - inej

"i could join a cult, at least i wouldn't have to think by myself" - matthias