"Cosmos, illuminate!"

🔥 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 -

(starters inspired by too many drinks, city lights, and the kind of honesty that only comes after midnight)

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆

“You look like you could use another drink… or a bad decision.”

“Don’t tell me you came here alone.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just—emotionally flexible right now.”

“One more round, and I might actually tell you what I’m thinking.”

“I didn’t plan on running into you here.”

“You’ve got that look—like you’re either about to confess something or start a fight.”

“You’re staring again. Should I take that as an invitation?”

“You ever think about how many bad ideas start with a shot glass?”

“You dance like you’re trying to forget something.”

“It’s way past decent hours—what are you still doing out?”

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓

“You can stop pretending you’re fine. Nobody believes it after their third drink.”

“I thought you didn’t drink anymore.”

“It’s funny—liquor makes you honest, but you still can’t say what you really want, can you?”

“You shouldn’t walk home alone. I’ll come with you.”

“You always talk like this when you’ve had too much.”

“You smell like smoke and regret. It suits you.”

“Let’s make a pact—we don’t talk about this in the morning.”

“You shouldn’t have kissed me. But I’m not asking you to stop.”

“You ever get drunk enough to think the world might love you back?”

“We’re both going to regret this tomorrow, aren’t we?”

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑, 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏

“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? I’ll go first.”

“Tell me a truth—just one. The kind you’d never say sober.”

“You’re going to forget this conversation in the morning, right?”

“If I told you I missed you, would you blame the alcohol?”

“You keep drinking like you’re trying to forget something. Or someone.”

“I didn’t mean to call you. My hands just remembered your number.”

“Why are you crying? Don’t tell me it’s just the gin.”

“You said you don’t love me anymore, but you’re still here.”

“Do you ever wonder how we got this lost?”

“Sometimes, I think the night listens better than people do.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐖 — quiet streets, unspoken things

“I’ll walk you home. You can pretend you don’t need me to.”

“It’s too late for goodbyes, isn’t it?”

“We shouldn’t have let it get this far.”

“You can hold my hand. Just for tonight.”

“Do you ever wish you’d met me sober?”

“Don’t fall asleep yet. The world feels softer when it’s still spinning.”

“Stay until the city forgets our names.”

“You look different under the streetlights.”

“Promise me you won’t vanish when morning comes.”

“I don’t know what I’ll remember most — the taste of the drink, or you.”

Protective Sentences, Vol. 6

(Sentences for muses that are protective of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I have always been here, as I always will be."

"Will you stay with me? I feel safer with you."

"I've done all I can to protect you for as long as I can, but you just don't know how to quit."

"Come with me, and you will live. If you don't, I cannot guarantee your safety."

"Don't you, just for once in your life, want to be taken care of?"

"This world has taken so much from me, but in all my pain - even in my darkest days - I swore it would never take you."

"I don't want you doing this - for your own sake!"

"You're okay. You're safe now."

"Just promise me that if you get lost, we get lost together?"

"I never thanked you properly for coming to my defence the other day."

"I've failed a lot of people, but I'm not going to fail you."

"I never want to see you hurt. Not even a bruise."

"You're bleeding. Who did this?"

"I'm responsible for you! Don't you understand?"

"I don't need anyone to protect me, alright? I never have."

"Don't you trust me? Haven't I always kept you alive?"

"I wasn't there to protect you once. I won't make that same mistake again."

"I care about you. I want to make sure you're making the right decisions."

"No one will ever stop me taking care of you."

"I want you to show me who hit you yesterday."

"If you help me stop them, I'll do everything I can to keep this from hurting you."

"Where we're going, you won't have to hide."

"When have I ever let you down?"

... It's simple, sure, but that doesn't mean there's no value in it or anything. Actually, as far as Karlach's concerned, it sounds PERFECT. She can't remember the last time she had a picnic with someone. Probably before Gortash got his claws in her.

Besides, Karlach loves food too ! She can easily eat her weight in literally anything that's put in front of her. Partly because the engine burns up so much energy, and partly because ... well ... food is just great. Who doesn't like food ???

She shifts around a little bit, wincing as the pain of her wound gets slightly agitated by the movement. It's not too bad, though. " Oh, big trees are great ! When I was a little hellion, I climbed this huge tree by our house and then cried 'cause I knew how to climb up but not down. My pops had to come up and get me. There's just SOMETHIN' about sittin' in the shade of a big ol' tree. "

The Grove is nice and all, of course. Karlach's itching to help all the tieflings there ; none of them ever asked for any of this. Most of them just want to get to Baldur's Gate and live normal lives. Some of the druids, though ... ugh, that one redheaded one, especially. Makes Karlach's skin crawl a bit.

Two days... how fast does ceremorphosis work? She's trying hard not to think about it. All this talk of picnics has an if weighing over their heads like a stormcloud.

Right what it says on the tin, just a handful of blunt questions. Remember to specify for multi muse blogs!

Does your muse think giving oral counts as sex?

Does your muse do anal? If they don't, is there a particular reason why or is it just not enjoyable?

Whats the hardest kink your muse would participate in?

Does your muse spit or swallow?

Do they use toys? On themselves or on partners? As foreplay or part of sex itself?

Do they enjoy their partner finishing inside them or on them? Do they have a preference?

Do they enjoy having gags or fingers in their mouth to quiet them?

Does your muse read or watch nsfw content? Do they do it wit htheir partner?

Are they quick or slow to turn on? What's something that never ceases to get them in the mood?

Does your muse masturbate? How often?

Does your muse talk about their sex life with others?

Does your muse wear lingerie? Do they care about dressing up for someone like that?

Does your muse enjoy exhibitionism? (Grinding on someone at a club, having a hand run up a skirt/dress, etc. etc.)

What's going on in your muses pants? (size, girth, color, etc. etc.)

Does your muse enjoy silence or music during the act?

Is your muse the type to get fucked in the bathroom at a party or purely behind closed doors with someone they trust and know?

Does size matter to your muse? Does it also extend to toys if they use them?

Do they enjoy licking the sweat off their partner? If not do they use their tongue in other ways?

Do they use spit or lube? Something else?

Muns choice! Talk about whatever you want to here.

Senders choice! Write a nsfw question you want to ask here.