Hi, Is This The Void?

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

sooooooooo... polycule?

If we are assuming that all three bites have the same gestation period then I imagine the werewolf bite wouldn’t do much, unless the bites occurred on the night of the full moon then maybe there would be some effect. The zombie bite and the vampire bite both turn the victim undead, therefore the werewolf bite is nullified. If we were writing an unimaginative story the easy answer would be, like the vampire diaries, that the werewolf and vampire bites are deadly to each other, thus the easy answer about a zombie bite would also be that it simply kills the werewolf or vampire. If a vampire got bit by a zombie I imagine it wouldn’t do anything, as the vampire has no blood flow to carry the zombie bite and is already undead so. If a werewolf got bit by a zombie tho… well is the werewolf condition a disease or a curse? If the werewolf condition is caused by a disease I imagine that, once bitten by a zombie the disease would cease, because the subject is no longer alive, although maybe the zombie wouldn’t even be interested in the werewolf in its wolf form, depending on which classification of zombie we are hypothesizing about. Now if the werewolf condition is caused by a CURSE it would depend on the conditions of the curse, does the curse only apply to living creatures? Thus the curse would end upon being bit by the zombie? It’s not like werewolf corpses continue to transform during the full moon. Now, if someone got bit by all three at the same time, the werewolf bite would likely be nullified by becoming undead. Now depending on the type of vampire, does becoming a vampire require drinking human blood and then being killed again? Or do they become a vampire immediately after the bite? If we assume that the subject must die after being bit and then return as undead in the cases of both vampire and zombie then I suppose whichever bite kills the subject first would turn the subject into the respective undead creature. Now if the subject was bit simultaneously by each undead creature and then killed immediately the question would be which undead will it return as? Well now, now that I’m thinking of curses is the Vampire condition not also a curse? It would seem that way to me, thus leading me to conclude that the curse would not apply to someone who is biologically undead, the point of a curse is to be a punishment but if the person is no longer “alive” to be punished would the curse not be void? Thus I must hypothesize that in the instance that a human is bitten by a werewolf, vampire, and zombie all at the same time, that the biological infection of the zombie bite would nullify the curses of both the werewolf and vampire bites. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. This was fun, I think I could make a really good mad scientist.

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Nap

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???