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bro thinks hes got plany off time 💀

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

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