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Some narratives in international development hold that ending poverty and achieving good lives for all will require every country to reach t

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

sister-lucifer

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

rhyme-plus-zombie

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

ravioliet

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

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rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

kaylmao

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

kaylmao

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lilacchao

of note: 95% of libya is desert, and giraffes are not found there! but this predates not just the libyan desert, but the entire sahara desert it's a part of! giraffes aren't found there any more and this is a memory of a time when things were giraffier

also apparently this rock art dates across multiple periods spanning thousands of years? but i couldn't find much detail on that so i can't give specifics

but yeah, this isn't just a memory of giraffes, but of giraffes now absent encountered by people just 2000 years (the difference between the late roman republic and today) out of the ice age, in a climate unfamiliar to any of the hundred billion people born since the desertification of the sahara drove the ancient egyptians to the nile, near the start of the agricultural revolution

the time between this and the birth of the sahara was nearly as long as the time between the birth of the sahara and now, in which all recorded history is contained, and all languages we can recognise at all - the language and culture of these people would be totally alien to current libyans, twice the difference between the oldest european language and english, predating all but libya's mountains!

and we have pictures of giraffes of the time! what a beautiful gift from such a distant past

skogsskratti

Giraffiti

natalieironside

Hey what's your passive perception? . . . Uh-huh. Alright, what's your AC? . . . Uh-huh. Yeah, sorry, bro. The Dick Hitter runs out of the woods and hits you in the dick real hard. You take 2d100 bludgeoning damage.

sickjacket

having fun with the laboratory danger sign generator

i-scan-your-poems

Scansion:

◡ ◡ – ◡ ◡ – ◡ you will not see them coming ◡ ◡ – ◡ ◡ – they will look like old friends ◡ – ◡ ◡ – ◡ their voices will echo ◡ – ◡ ◡ – their bodies can bend

Metrical form: anapestic and amphibrachic dimeter

Rhyme scheme: ABCB

Other notes: I like how there are feminine endings/unstressed endings in the odd-numbered lines and masculine endings/stressed endings in the even-numbered rhyming lines, but how there's an extra unstressed syllable at the beginnings of lines 1-2 and not 3-4. It creates a symmetry where each line is unique, and each line shares elements of its structure both with the line adjacent to it and with the corresponding line in the other couplet!

bonesbeetle

managed to get salt, chili oil, & hand sanitizer in an open wound at the same time. innovating!

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casusbelloli

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

1dietcokeinacan

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

casusbelloli

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

meanbuddhist

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

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kosmogrl

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

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