bring it on

Anything can be a fairytale adaptation if you try hard enough

Friday the 13th is a Little Mermaid adaptation because it's about a silent water dwelling outsider stepping on dry land.

@gothiccharmschool

RIP Teddy Lupus, you should've been in the Clayface movie as the love interest

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

I'm happy to see that the notes are still divided into people who are roasting him for the use of "hey-o" and people who are being very open about their carnal desire for this man.