This is mainly my blog (Saint/Link, the host) but sometimes other people reblog stuff too.
We’re a traumaendo system, our collective pronouns are He/They/It, collective name is Star/Harbor, we are autistic/adhd (self dx who cares), we’re a minor, and most of us in the system are queer and trans.
btw, we occasionally reblog stuff about syscourse... srry :p
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interacts with flag discourse, interacts with ship discourse, interacts with queer discourse, is anti endo/a sysmed, an exclusionist, anti mspec lesbian/gay, are a transid, radqueer, anti neopronouns and anti xenogenders, etc etc
Y’know the stuff
✨interests!!✨ (please interact if you like)
mcyt/dsmp/hcsmp/qsmp, dangonronpa, fnaf, undertale/deltarune, roblox, rottmnt, mha, stranger things, South Park , Sonic, halflife, homestuck, etc
(These will come and go cuz some are fixations)
faves!! (favorites)
Badboyhalo, Flamingo, GameGrumps, Markiplier, Grian, Slimecicle, Jerma, The Group Chat, Banana and bread, etc
Other stuff~
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When I write in Japanese I usually also throw it in google translate to double check that I'm not using the wrong kanji by mistake, and two years ago it gave me very dry and literal translations.
I was doing it today and noticed it had a pretty strong voice added to the output
For reference, to give a dry translation I would put:
Lately I'm into in Hanafuda. Nobody seems to know anything about it here, so they probably wouldn't understand my brilliant jokes. I guess you guys will never be able to understand "Mister November and the Scary Cave".
I have a fluent friend who is able to check my work for me and give me tips on hitting the correct tone (I was going for a comically casual feeling), so I'm confident that I'm expressing the feeling I'm intending. While Google is also hitting the same emotion, I really don't like knowing that it's assigning tone in the first place.
To check if it was editorializing based on informal grammatical choices, I formal'd up the writing to be more polite and remove any non-standard vocabulary.
I'm just like... what is anyone who is translating what I'm thinking into their own language going to think when a translation app decides that it knows my intended tone? When online communication is already so complicated and nuanced? I'm a non-native so I'm spending ages agonizing over 117 characters, but when I'm chatting in English I'm not being so deliberate. How likely is it that tools that 'naturalize' are going to make choices that don't reflect reality and lead to insulting misunderstandings?
I spoke with an English learner just yesterday who thought they were being bullied (they were not, the commenter in question was just excitedly infodumping about sociology) because something was lost in translation, and I wonder if it's because of tools making choices like this.
I'm just a luddite I don't trust stuff like this. stinks of ai asking me if it can rerwrite my email in a more quirky style.
apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.
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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage
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Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
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tumblr discourse in the miraculous universe must be insane
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
man what the hell are you talking about
🥖 eiffeltowerluvr
????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability
🇫🇷 pariscitizen
kill yourself like actually
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❤️🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask:
i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered:
What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough
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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask
I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this
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👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet
idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately
🚬 frenchcigarettes
MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy
@.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc
🧀 cheesefan69
@.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy
i was akumatized my bad
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🌐 cecenestpasunblog
love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now
🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan
help meee people are saying WHAT
71 notes
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later
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🛍️ chloebourgeois
That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it
🐞 ladybug
??????????
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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask
How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
I don’t live in Paris
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🎸 gays4jaggedstone
He doesnt even live in Paris………
#WHATTTTTTTTT
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🐈 catboyblorbo
Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris
👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet
LMFAOO?????
🐈 catboyblorbo
I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on
7 notes
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess
901 notes
🐿️ ilovesquirrels
Am i having a fever dream
🥐 duvinetdescigarettes
what are we talking about i just got up
🐿️ ilovesquirrels
Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american
🎸 gays4jaggedstone
don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep
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🚬 frenchcigarettes
OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome
🐞 ladybug
normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
HI??????????
#sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good
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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask:
ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse
🐞 ladybug
we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists
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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc
So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe
🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade
PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG
brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?
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"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL
