Allons-y!

im stars too

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

I want to see a show like Drunk History, but High Science. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye smoking a blunt just going on and on about space.

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

OH GOD I THINK WE ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A CAT

our cat is sneaky and sometimes gets outside even though he is strictly an indoor cat, and my friend just came into our house and brought him inside because apparently he got out again. he was freaking out and ran under my bed meowing and i joined him because i am a good friend. I was probably just chillin down there for a good 10-15 minutes before i hear my roommate tell my friend that our cat’s been in her room for the past several hours, and i take a closer look at my chill kitty cat friend and realize this is indeed not our cat. We stole someone’s cat.