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You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

basically the beasts of the night will be defeated!

bunnies = buggies because of their crawling

Time to craft the new year's hog

my favourite thing about lynch's account of george trying to get him to direct star wars is that he's framing it with the exact same tone as someone telling you a story about the time they almost got organ harvested by a fake hotel, except it's just normal george lucas politely asking him to direct a movie viewed through the lens of a panic attack

dinosaurs are my friends

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

we don't have to bring back fap. you know the zeitgeist would turn it into another goon and plaster instagram with pro-censorship "fapping is for degenerates" type shit. but maybe... if a emo girl in a gir hoodie and scene hair said it to you... well. that would just be cute, right?