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Hello hello, welcome welcome! I'll go by Charlotte here (yes because of Charlotte Sweetly) and I use all pronouns + fae/faer, but it may not always be me posting because I could NOT do this on my own. Onto the rules:

-> Any inscestual or pedophilic headcanons will just be deleted upon recieval -> I do not know all starcanwrecked characters. If I publish a headcanon about characters I do not know that is inscestuous/ pedophilic, please please tell me, but understand I didn't do it on purpose -> "Darker" headcanons like experiences of abuse, discimination, or the like will be deleted because this is a light hearted blog and I don't want to make trivial these issues

And NOW, the tags!! There may be more in the future, I love sorting and filing things:

-> #lore hc for backstory, family, upbringing, etc -> #character hc for anything personal (hobbies, sexuality, gender, etc) -> #ship hc for anything ship related (non canon, previous, dynamics) -> #design hc for appearance-based headcanons (hair, body type, scars (tho not sh for sensitivity reasons), etc)

Here is an example of a poll - if I posted something incorrectly, please let me know !

Thank you that is all!! Submit headcanons via the ask and have a nice day!

#not a poll

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Max would prefer people pronounce his last name properly but has gotten so used to people saying it wrong he just gave up correcting people

Max Jägerman (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) prefers it when people pronounce his last name properly but gave up on correcting them

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I have no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 21

#poll #hatchetfield #misc hc #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman

Esther (solve-it squad) is actually an amazing baker but almost no one accepts baked goods from her for obvious reasons

Esther Blueglasses-Backpack (Solve It Squad) is an amazing baker but everyone is too suspicious to eat her food

I headcnaon this!

I didn't before but I heacanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 20

#poll #character hc #esther backpack blueglasses #solve it squad

Owen has no memory of the actual fall so when he first woke up he immediately looked for Curt because he last remembered him being there and so assumed he also got caught in the blast.

Own Carvour (Spies Are Forever) has no memory of his fall and so when he woke up his first instinct was to find Curt in the rubble

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 19

#poll #spies are forever #owen carvour #lore hc

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Ted Spankoffski (Hatchetfield Musicals) only cares about his Polish heritage to say "kurwa"

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it's not for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 18

kurwa means whore in Polish

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kurwa is more of a multi-purpose tool swear that originated from word meaning whore. like, it CAN mean "whore", but at more times it doesn't rather than does

hc that Ted and Pete have a Polish grandma that makes whole family learn the language, but Ted never spent too much time with his grandparents and just forgot everything after he moved away(now Pete's gotta struggle for both of them)

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Vote with this in mind !! I’m not even slightly polish so this is very helpful

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Ted Spankoffski (Hatchetfield Musicals) only cares about his Polish heritage to say "kurwa"

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it's not for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 18

kurwa means whore in Polish

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #the guy who didn't like musicals #ted spankoffski

Pete has Polish Duolingo on his phone, once tried to make pierogi and messed them up so bad he hasn't tried again and Ted only likes saying "kurwa" and has no other interest in their heritage.

(Part one of two) Peter Spankoffski (Hatchetfield Musicals) has Polish Duolingo and only tried to make pierogi once, failing

I hedacanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it's not for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 17

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #nerdy prudes must die #peter spankoffski

Sir Hop-a-lot was once a human knight who was turned into a frog

Sir Hop-A-Lot (Cinderella's Castle) was a human knight turned into a frog

I headacnon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it's not for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 16

#ayeeee non-HF ask #poll #cinderella's castle #sir hop a lot #lore hc

Counter homeless man headcanon, he IS infected, but it took no force and very little convincing. According to la Dee da da day, his dream involves world domination, "bath salt zombie drugs", and cannibalism, all of which he would get to do while infected. They were just fully honest like "yeah we're aliens were gonna take over the world and reconstruct you from the inside out" and he just said "cool I'm in"

Homeless Man/Ted Spankoffski (Hatchetfield Musicals) was infected in La Dee Da Da Day but it took very little convincing

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 15

#keep the elaborate asks coming ! I might not put everything in the ask title but I love love LOVE elaboration #poll #hatchetfield #lore hc #the guy who didn't like musicals #the homeless man #ted spankoffski

ted has chronic fatigue and needs a cane (or compression braces) but refuses to get one

Ted Spankoffski (Hatchetfield Musicals) has chronic fatigue and needs a cane/compression braces but refuses to get them

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 14

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #design hc #kinda #the guy who didn't like musicals #ted spankoffski

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Paul Matthews is allergic to fermented products

Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield Musicals) is allergic to fermented products

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headacnon of mine

I actively dislike this

I have no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 13

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews

paul matthews has spd (sensory processing disorder) and so is very specific about his food and his clothes

Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield Musicals) has sensory processing disorder and so is very specific with his food and clothes

I headcanon this

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 12

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #I've decided I'll take a break from queueing posts when I answer a hc about a woman. nothing so far.

Richie Lipschitz is a yumeshipper!

Richie LIpschitz (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) is a yumeshipper

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

this goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 11

(Yumeshipping - shipping oneself/one's self insert with a canon fictional character)

#I mean isn't this semi canon already?#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #oh my god I've answered too many richie polls in a row.

John MacNamara is autistic and has PTSD

John MacNamara (Hatchetfield Musicals) is autistic and has PTSD

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 10

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #black friday #general john macnamara

John MacNamara would have been an emo kid if he was a teen in the 2000s

John MacNamara (Hatchetfield Musicals) would have been an emo kid if he was a 2000s teen

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it's not for me

this goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I've no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 9

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #black friday #general john macnamara #design hc #I suppose

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richie and max are both in film studies together

(max for the 'easy a' and richie bc hes a nerd and loves camera angles and lighting and all that)

Richie Lipschitz and Max Jagerman were both in film studies (Max thought it would be easy, and Richie found it genuinely interesting)

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I have no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 8

#poll #hatchetfield #character hc #nerdy prudes must die #lore hc #richie lipschitz #max jagerman

pete and richie both had nintendo dses

Peter Spankoffski and Richie Lipschitz (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) both had a nintendo DS

I headcanon this!

I didn't before but I headcanon this now

I've nothing against it but it isn't for me

This goes against a headcanon of mine

I actively dislike this

I have no opinion

I don't know the character(s)

Voting ended onJul 7

^a nintendo DS I believe

#poll #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #misc hc

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