BEERUS SAMA

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

now that i'm back from japan i can confidently say the funniest thing i saw there was an italian guy throwing some coins in an offering box at a temple and doing the sign of the cross

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

dear god the comfy got them

salad is mostly items

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later