Excelsior!

Look, I held onto my shield and that’s the important thing.

Don’t be embarrassed, sonny!

Listen, kids, it’s a robot. Robots do a job and when they’re done with the job they go to that great scrap heap in the sky to be recycled! If I cried over every car I’ve ever owned I’d have cried from 1950 to 1992 continuously!

...aw hell, don’t be sad. C’mere, I’ve got a hanky and some Girl Scout cookies and some hard candy. We’ll make a nice card for her and one of my pals can shoot it into space. It’ll be a mitzvah.

OF COURSE I have glitter, what kind of a granddad do you take me for.

#opportunity rover

Even the supervillains stay in when it’s snowing, which is one more reason we need to stop climate change.

meme-mystique

I for one hate the cold and the snow. You can bet I’m staying in, hiding under a blanket, and possibly hibernating.

Either that, or I just need to move to somewhere closer to the equator.

#thephilosophersapprentice

You and me both, sister, but if the planet gets any hotter we’re all gonna have to move to Mars and I for one am not ready to abandon Brooklyn when I just found a good kosher dumpling spot!

Even the supervillains stay in when it’s snowing, which is one more reason we need to stop climate change.

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New year, new me, and by “new me” I mean a new bottle of the same aftershave I’ve worn for 40 years.

I’ve had so many jobs my resume reads like the want-ads.

Hanukkah is coming

Get your orders in now for latkes, Grandpa Stan gifts (DO YOU LIKE HARD CANDY? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHO DOESN’T LIKE HARD CANDY?) and gelt.

Also please notify me of your tolerance for gripin’ about Christmas, I wanna gripe only to the people who will really appreciate my gripin’.

If you wish to be adopted as an honorary Grandchild and missed doin’ it on Thanksgiving you gotta bring me a jar of applesauce and one (1) appropriately embarrassing story about you I can recount publicly.

Trust me, the good old days ain’t got nothin’ on a century where I can be on the can and still go shopping for hats on my phone.

Are you planning to go off tumblr or will Stan Lee Cameos continue? I'm just curious because I love this blog.

Nah, kiddo, I’ll still be here. I wanted to post a fond farewell is all. I know I don’t post that often but we got Thanksgiving coming up so I gotta post my annual invite, look out for that soon! It just seemed right to leave a little monument.

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I ain’t dead, it’s just my cameo down here is over.

You kids be good until you hear from me again. And remember

EXCELSIOR!

#stan lee

No, you move. (You’re in my spot on the couch.)

I OUTRANK YOU!

I am a senior citizen!

I am a colonel!

Until you’ve punched Hitler himself in the face, scoot it on over!

I punched an alien who had about the same moral fiber!

thor-the-asgardian-meme

As a King and a God, I outrank the both of you, and have massacred hundreds of thousands of extremely immoral aliens, so *drops microphone*

And yet you’d think you were raised in a barn, take your darn boots off when you come in the house!

supermememan

Excuse me, I was raised in a barn, and I would never wear my boots into someone else’s house!

Son, don’t make me call your Ma and tell her you said you were raised in a barn. You were raised in a perfectly nice farmhouse!

#shitmeme talk

No, you move. (You’re in my spot on the couch.)

I OUTRANK YOU!

I am a senior citizen!

I am a colonel!

Until you’ve punched Hitler himself in the face, scoot it on over!

I punched an alien who had about the same moral fiber!

thor-the-asgardian-meme

As a King and a God, I outrank the both of you, and have massacred hundreds of thousands of extremely immoral aliens, so *drops microphone*

And yet you’d think you were raised in a barn, take your darn boots off when you come in the house!

#shitmeme talk

No, you move. (You’re in my spot on the couch.)

I OUTRANK YOU!

I am a senior citizen!

I am a colonel!

Until you’ve punched Hitler himself in the face, scoot it on over!

I punched an alien who had about the same moral fiber!

You both had better stop wrestlin’ on my dang couch before you mess up the slipcover.

#shitmeme talk

That is the absolute last time I take a part-time gig as a bus driver.

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I don’t care what your superhero schtick is, I got spaghetti in my pantry older’n you.

supermememan

I just turned eighty.