Macrochilo ren

became lucid and immediately decided to procure blackberries and share them with someone

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

My friend and I looked at a painting of a horse and I said "I think the eyes are horse". And we would use that format to joke about any artwork we saw, "I think [feature] is [subject]".

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

california gurls but snoop dogg just keeps going on and on with more things ending in "-ini" and absolutely refuses to stop

Calling any object I dislike debris regardless of size or purpose

yeah so uhhh people are totally doing this with "slop" now lmao

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"