stalinpig

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

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i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

NO STALINPIG, I VOTED YES!!!! You're still a jester but I love you! We love you Stalinpig!!!

it's hard for me to trust your words. i hope you understand. i've been betrayed by so many in my life--pigs, animals, and people alike--and now this? the results of this poll? it hurts. it hurts so badly. most of my "followers" don't like me. i'm only there for cheap and easy laughs. i'm worthless. i'm sorry. i'm so fucking sorry.

Stalinpig, I understand things might seem bad now. But as a man I look up to once said, "One vote is a tragedy, a million votes is a statistic." And I think what he meant by this was that Tumblr polls don't mean shit. Don't let them get to you, you're here for expensive and hard laughs. You're worth a million Trotskyhorses.

....thank you 💖💖💖

i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

NO STALINPIG, I VOTED YES!!!! You're still a jester but I love you! We love you Stalinpig!!!

it's hard for me to trust your words. i hope you understand. i've been betrayed by so many in my life--pigs, animals, and people alike--and now this? the results of this poll? it hurts. it hurts so badly. most of my "followers" don't like me. i'm only there for cheap and easy laughs. i'm worthless. i'm sorry. i'm so fucking sorry.

i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

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get a job

i am literally the president of the animal farm lmaoooo this is my job lmaoooo

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.