Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:
"Truth hurts, donāt it?"
"You could have killed someone!"
"How drunk are you right now?"Ā
"Well that was unexpected."Ā
"Have you ever even done this before?"Ā
"I canāt even look at you."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Youāre all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think Iām forgetting something."
"Are you threatening me?"
"Where did you find this?"
"I think Iām falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"Iām going to be sick."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Donāt look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Donāt you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think youāre doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that canāt be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You canāt die on me now!"
"Thatās the cheesiest pickup line Iāve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Iām not speaking to you anymore."
"I canāt believe you missed that."
"That looked easier on TV."
"Iāve never heard that one before."
"I didnāt know you could do that."