worth it

You are seriously amusing. Scarlet letter? Has someone actually read a book?

Darling, I don’t give a fuck if you want to get laid, or want to have an orgy in the middle of the courtyard. I’m just saying that it’s not going to happen  here.

You gotta know your audience, kid. And this one isn’t buying what you are selling.

Yes, I can read. I’ve read two whole books. Scarlet Letter and Fifty Shades of Grey, obviously.

Fine. Bad audience. I’m obviously not gonna talk someone into doing what they don’t wanna do. But seriously, what the fuck is there to do around here? 

Or maybe people don’t feel the need to advertise who they are or who they are not fucking.  Anonymous sex in a place this small? Not likely. There is nothing done anonymously here. You manage to nail someone and it’s likely to be on the gossip pages tomorrow. So good luck finding that random hook up.

That’s really not what I was talking about, but you just keep collecting stereotypes. It’s a good look for you.

I do commitments, actually. You know, stability. Consistency. Trust. That’s kind of a thing for Harborage Home. You came to the wrong place if you’re looking for something fast and easy.

Everything’s a good look for me. Didn’t we just go over this? But by all means, mansplain it to me. How am I collecting stereotypes by saying that switches are highly compatible with people of other orientations.

She also looks all of 12 years old.

Y’all got a name to go with all that swagger?

It’s Stacey. Evans, obviously. Who are you? No offense, but you’re like, super older than everyone else here. But you’re also still super hot. 

stevie: i thought of getting him kicked out. i already tried asking him to leave with us. he wouldn't.

stevie: he says this place is helping him.

stace: oh god that could be potentially fun. whatever, we can still plan our own dramatic exit.

stace: has he told you what his deal is yet?

stevie: I wanna cause some trouble but Fair Grove makes that pretty fuckin hard.

stevie: We need to rescue Sam from this place.

stace: you read my mind. god, I wasn't this board in freshman geology.

stace: and I flunked geology.

Stace: same goes

Stace: you did not just say "his happy juice" i'm setting my phone on fire.

Stace: you're the best.

Stevie: except me tho

Stevie: i'm doing recon on it with his sugarlips.

Stevie: thank you

Stevie: on a scale of 1 to gouge my eyes out, how painful was that for you?

Stace: sometimes you too

Stace: sugarlips? oh god.

If it makes any difference, he wanted to reach out to you guys.  A lot.  I know that.  

Oh that must be an Evans family trait.  Sam did a couple of impressions for me the first time we hung out too.  Sorry, I don’t mean to step on your little sister toes, I know what it’s like to have a pretty great big brother, as I have one too.  He helped me find this place and now he’s here volunteering so we can be close again.  But Sam is pretty special to me.  He’s sweet and caring, and funny.  And /REALLY/ good looking.  

I’m a resident like Sam.  I’m also a part time music student through distance learning at UCLA.  I’d started that when I was in Los Angeles with my brother before coming here.  And I help out in the kitchen here, when I’m not organizing music fundraisers.  

We missed him. A lot.

He’s better at them than I am. I’m only good at doing Stevie, and Sam, if I just kinda purse my lips and go, “yoouu guysss.” You didn’t step on my toes. I’m glad someone else is appreciating him. I’m glad you have a good big brother too. They’re handy to keep around. He is certainly all those things. And definitely good looking, because we look alike.

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That wasn’t at all because he didn’t want to Stacey.  But that’s for Sam to talk to you about.  

Oh… that’s who that was.  I should have noticed the resemblance right away.  I’ll admit I did a bit of a double take.  Oh, I’m sure he can’t be that bad.   You guys are related to Sam after all, and he’s the sweetest man I’ve ever known. 

….

Okay? Thank you I suppose.

I guess so. 

That’s definitely who that was. You should see me do my impression of him, it’s spot on. Sam’s the sweetest? Not that I’m arguing with you. He’s the greatest big brother in the world. But usually I’m the only person who says that.

Stevie: i hate this family sometimes

Stevie: yeeeeah. let's make him change them because I'm not laying on his happy juice...or his boyfriends.

Stevie: say i'm the best, double mint.

Stace: same goes

Stace: you did not just say "his happy juice" i'm setting my phone on fire.