Jade Vesper

”Today truly was awful, people talking all about loyalty. What use is that if the people you’re supposed to be loyal to are boring.”

“Then don’t befriend boring folks?”

”He, that normally works but after getting to know them everyone will eventually be boring.”

“Are you sure? I’ve never grown bored of some people”

“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”

“Well I would say I can sympathise but I have never stabbed someone so.. maybe don’t?”

”Aww, but that’d be boring! Blood is truly very pretty~ I would drink some but I don’t know if that’s safe!”

“Well- whatever makes you happy I guess? Don’t stab me though, my friends would be pissed.. I hope”

” Well of course, why would I do anything I dislike. And that sounds interesting~ Who are your friends?”

“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”

”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”

“I would like to keep my body parts, it’s only an affective threat because I can’t swim”

” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”

“I just don’t commit water related crimes? Or crimes in general.. usually”

”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”

“I am NOT stabbing my friend”

“How boring. Something else then, robbery, assault, ARMED robbery, maybe even stabbing someone you don’t know then.”

“..and we won’t get caught?”

” Of course we won’t~ if someone sees us, I’ll just kill them!”

“Well that’s oddly reassuring..”

“Hehe, well of course. I’m not going to let someone interesting go to jail. Jail is incredibly boring after all.”

“Awed thank you th n”

“Now then~ What of the many options for crime do you wanna do!”

“Hm.. what’s the most fun?”

”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”

“Hm.. well whatever you’re up for I really don’t mind I’ve not done either before

“Let’s stab someone then! First step to crime is getting used to blood after all~”

“Sounds good! I don’t mind blood I don’t think”

”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”

“Am I that obvious now? But what you said makes sense”

"Hehe, well go on, slit their throat, stab their chest, disfigure their face if you so wish~"

“I think I’m gonna throw up- but alright”

"Ewww, don't do that. Just stab them. Leave the throw up out of it"

"Egh. I'll just back up a bit then. He's going to wake up eventually if we keep talking. Also, I doooo want my knife back when your done with it~"

"Kill him, kill him, kill him"

Eventually she does go for it, not bad enough to kill him considering she drops the knife right away

“Ew- imma.. stick to helping Raven steal cash of drunks.”

"Oh come on, but that's boring~ I thought you said you didn't mind blood."

“Apparently I mind it less when it’s my own, I get in fights but I’ve never stabbed someone”

”Ugh, fine. I’ll just dump him on a river or something. And how sweet, Friend you say~”

“Thank you. I do, even if you did just help me commit a crime you seem nice-enough

“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”

“Awe, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve gotten today!”

-_- “Then you obviously don’t hang out with anyone. That was barely a compliment.”

“I said today! I work at a bar people are ducks”

”Ooo, you’ve probably heard a lot of interesting things from them then. Though that’s true- people at bars are truly the worst.”

“Oh they are very interesting but I would love to punch them sometimes. They are.”

” You should punch them~ think of how fun that’ll be!”

“I think I’d also get fired”

”Other jobs exist.”

“Other jobs don’t help my friend steal”

”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”

“Aw that is surprisingly sweet, I’ll keep that in mind just incase~”

"Wow, I can be sweet sometimes you know. And you betterrrr~"

“I am glad to know then. I will do”

"Heh, good. If you don't, I'll find where you live and stab your eyes out as you sleep!"

“Well isn’t that kind”

"Of course~ Nothing could be kinder."

“That was sarcasm sorry”

"Sarcasm doesn't exist~ It's more fun to just take things literally!"

“It definitely exists- but feel free to take it itersllt I don’t judge”

"That's... good to here. So your friends with a thief, and little ole me, a murderer, you friends with any other interesting people~"

"Righttt, someone who is so willing to commit crimes with someone that she just has friends. Eh, fair enough~"

“Yeah I’m flexible and open to new experiences “

"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"

“Stabbing was not wonderful for me! Ah, beside that I paint sometimes but I don’t have much free time. You?”

"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"

“Oh well that sounds quite nice actually -“

"Well of course, you can't hurt to many people at once or the police will get suspicious."

“Mhm, I can imagine so”

"You mentioned you painted though, what do you paint? I saw a painting of eyeballs once, it was very nice..."

“I don’t paint anything like that, I prefer painting people I love or anything green”

“Why green? That’s a bit random~”

“I like it that’s all”

”Whatever works for you I guess.”

“It does work”

”Now what~ we’ve committed crime so what else is there to do today… hmmmmm”

“Hm.. well, this isn’t an interesting city”

"Sadly true... Maybe I should blow up the city for being so boring~"

"I should probably get going before one of my bosses realizes that I disappeared~ I, sadly, need the money after all."

“Oh, that’s understandable, don’t get yourself in trouble alright”

"He~ I won't stab to many police officers!"

“Don’t, for your own sake”

"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"

“Well thank you, that’s kind “

"Of course of course, take care now~ Don't want to find you dead before I kill you myselfff!"

“I will take care don’t you worry, and don’t kill me any time soon”

Echo just nods and waves

”Today truly was awful, people talking all about loyalty. What use is that if the people you’re supposed to be loyal to are boring.”

“Then don’t befriend boring folks?”

”He, that normally works but after getting to know them everyone will eventually be boring.”

“Are you sure? I’ve never grown bored of some people”

“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”

“Well I would say I can sympathise but I have never stabbed someone so.. maybe don’t?”

”Aww, but that’d be boring! Blood is truly very pretty~ I would drink some but I don’t know if that’s safe!”

“Well- whatever makes you happy I guess? Don’t stab me though, my friends would be pissed.. I hope”

” Well of course, why would I do anything I dislike. And that sounds interesting~ Who are your friends?”

“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”

”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”

“I would like to keep my body parts, it’s only an affective threat because I can’t swim”

” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”

“I just don’t commit water related crimes? Or crimes in general.. usually”

”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”

“I am NOT stabbing my friend”

“How boring. Something else then, robbery, assault, ARMED robbery, maybe even stabbing someone you don’t know then.”

“..and we won’t get caught?”

” Of course we won’t~ if someone sees us, I’ll just kill them!”

“Well that’s oddly reassuring..”

“Hehe, well of course. I’m not going to let someone interesting go to jail. Jail is incredibly boring after all.”

“Awed thank you th n”

“Now then~ What of the many options for crime do you wanna do!”

“Hm.. what’s the most fun?”

”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”

“Hm.. well whatever you’re up for I really don’t mind I’ve not done either before

“Let’s stab someone then! First step to crime is getting used to blood after all~”

“Sounds good! I don’t mind blood I don’t think”

”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”

“Am I that obvious now? But what you said makes sense”

"Hehe, well go on, slit their throat, stab their chest, disfigure their face if you so wish~"

“I think I’m gonna throw up- but alright”

"Ewww, don't do that. Just stab them. Leave the throw up out of it"

"Egh. I'll just back up a bit then. He's going to wake up eventually if we keep talking. Also, I doooo want my knife back when your done with it~"

"Kill him, kill him, kill him"

Eventually she does go for it, not bad enough to kill him considering she drops the knife right away

“Ew- imma.. stick to helping Raven steal cash of drunks.”

"Oh come on, but that's boring~ I thought you said you didn't mind blood."

“Apparently I mind it less when it’s my own, I get in fights but I’ve never stabbed someone”

”Ugh, fine. I’ll just dump him on a river or something. And how sweet, Friend you say~”

“Thank you. I do, even if you did just help me commit a crime you seem nice-enough

“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”

“Awe, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve gotten today!”

-_- “Then you obviously don’t hang out with anyone. That was barely a compliment.”

“I said today! I work at a bar people are ducks”

”Ooo, you’ve probably heard a lot of interesting things from them then. Though that’s true- people at bars are truly the worst.”

“Oh they are very interesting but I would love to punch them sometimes. They are.”

” You should punch them~ think of how fun that’ll be!”

“I think I’d also get fired”

”Other jobs exist.”

“Other jobs don’t help my friend steal”

”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”

“Aw that is surprisingly sweet, I’ll keep that in mind just incase~”

"Wow, I can be sweet sometimes you know. And you betterrrr~"

“I am glad to know then. I will do”

"Heh, good. If you don't, I'll find where you live and stab your eyes out as you sleep!"

“Well isn’t that kind”

"Of course~ Nothing could be kinder."

“That was sarcasm sorry”

"Sarcasm doesn't exist~ It's more fun to just take things literally!"

“It definitely exists- but feel free to take it itersllt I don’t judge”

"That's... good to here. So your friends with a thief, and little ole me, a murderer, you friends with any other interesting people~"

"Righttt, someone who is so willing to commit crimes with someone that she just has friends. Eh, fair enough~"

“Yeah I’m flexible and open to new experiences “

"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"

“Stabbing was not wonderful for me! Ah, beside that I paint sometimes but I don’t have much free time. You?”

"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"

“Oh well that sounds quite nice actually -“

"Well of course, you can't hurt to many people at once or the police will get suspicious."

“Mhm, I can imagine so”

"You mentioned you painted though, what do you paint? I saw a painting of eyeballs once, it was very nice..."

“I don’t paint anything like that, I prefer painting people I love or anything green”

“Why green? That’s a bit random~”

“I like it that’s all”

”Whatever works for you I guess.”

“It does work”

”Now what~ we’ve committed crime so what else is there to do today… hmmmmm”

“Hm.. well, this isn’t an interesting city”

"Sadly true... Maybe I should blow up the city for being so boring~"

"I should probably get going before one of my bosses realizes that I disappeared~ I, sadly, need the money after all."

“Oh, that’s understandable, don’t get yourself in trouble alright”

"He~ I won't stab to many police officers!"

“Don’t, for your own sake”

"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"

“Well thank you, that’s kind “

"Of course of course, take care now~ Don't want to find you dead before I kill you myselfff!"

“I will take care don’t you worry, and don’t kill me any time soon”

”Today truly was awful, people talking all about loyalty. What use is that if the people you’re supposed to be loyal to are boring.”

“Then don’t befriend boring folks?”

”He, that normally works but after getting to know them everyone will eventually be boring.”

“Are you sure? I’ve never grown bored of some people”

“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”

“Well I would say I can sympathise but I have never stabbed someone so.. maybe don’t?”

”Aww, but that’d be boring! Blood is truly very pretty~ I would drink some but I don’t know if that’s safe!”

“Well- whatever makes you happy I guess? Don’t stab me though, my friends would be pissed.. I hope”

” Well of course, why would I do anything I dislike. And that sounds interesting~ Who are your friends?”

“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”

”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”

“I would like to keep my body parts, it’s only an affective threat because I can’t swim”

” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”

“I just don’t commit water related crimes? Or crimes in general.. usually”

”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”

“I am NOT stabbing my friend”

“How boring. Something else then, robbery, assault, ARMED robbery, maybe even stabbing someone you don’t know then.”

“..and we won’t get caught?”

” Of course we won’t~ if someone sees us, I’ll just kill them!”

“Well that’s oddly reassuring..”

“Hehe, well of course. I’m not going to let someone interesting go to jail. Jail is incredibly boring after all.”

“Awed thank you th n”

“Now then~ What of the many options for crime do you wanna do!”

“Hm.. what’s the most fun?”

”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”

“Hm.. well whatever you’re up for I really don’t mind I’ve not done either before

“Let’s stab someone then! First step to crime is getting used to blood after all~”

“Sounds good! I don’t mind blood I don’t think”

”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”

“Am I that obvious now? But what you said makes sense”

"Hehe, well go on, slit their throat, stab their chest, disfigure their face if you so wish~"

“I think I’m gonna throw up- but alright”

"Ewww, don't do that. Just stab them. Leave the throw up out of it"

"Egh. I'll just back up a bit then. He's going to wake up eventually if we keep talking. Also, I doooo want my knife back when your done with it~"

"Kill him, kill him, kill him"

Eventually she does go for it, not bad enough to kill him considering she drops the knife right away

“Ew- imma.. stick to helping Raven steal cash of drunks.”

"Oh come on, but that's boring~ I thought you said you didn't mind blood."

“Apparently I mind it less when it’s my own, I get in fights but I’ve never stabbed someone”

”Ugh, fine. I’ll just dump him on a river or something. And how sweet, Friend you say~”

“Thank you. I do, even if you did just help me commit a crime you seem nice-enough

“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”

“Awe, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve gotten today!”

-_- “Then you obviously don’t hang out with anyone. That was barely a compliment.”

“I said today! I work at a bar people are ducks”

”Ooo, you’ve probably heard a lot of interesting things from them then. Though that’s true- people at bars are truly the worst.”

“Oh they are very interesting but I would love to punch them sometimes. They are.”

” You should punch them~ think of how fun that’ll be!”

“I think I’d also get fired”

”Other jobs exist.”

“Other jobs don’t help my friend steal”

”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”

“Aw that is surprisingly sweet, I’ll keep that in mind just incase~”

"Wow, I can be sweet sometimes you know. And you betterrrr~"

“I am glad to know then. I will do”

"Heh, good. If you don't, I'll find where you live and stab your eyes out as you sleep!"

“Well isn’t that kind”

"Of course~ Nothing could be kinder."

“That was sarcasm sorry”

"Sarcasm doesn't exist~ It's more fun to just take things literally!"

“It definitely exists- but feel free to take it itersllt I don’t judge”

"That's... good to here. So your friends with a thief, and little ole me, a murderer, you friends with any other interesting people~"

"Righttt, someone who is so willing to commit crimes with someone that she just has friends. Eh, fair enough~"

“Yeah I’m flexible and open to new experiences “

"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"

“Stabbing was not wonderful for me! Ah, beside that I paint sometimes but I don’t have much free time. You?”

"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"

“Oh well that sounds quite nice actually -“

"Well of course, you can't hurt to many people at once or the police will get suspicious."

“Mhm, I can imagine so”

"You mentioned you painted though, what do you paint? I saw a painting of eyeballs once, it was very nice..."

“I don’t paint anything like that, I prefer painting people I love or anything green”

“Why green? That’s a bit random~”

“I like it that’s all”

”Whatever works for you I guess.”

“It does work”

”Now what~ we’ve committed crime so what else is there to do today… hmmmmm”

“Hm.. well, this isn’t an interesting city”

"Sadly true... Maybe I should blow up the city for being so boring~"

"I should probably get going before one of my bosses realizes that I disappeared~ I, sadly, need the money after all."

“Oh, that’s understandable, don’t get yourself in trouble alright”

"He~ I won't stab to many police officers!"

“Don’t, for your own sake”

"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"

“Well thank you, that’s kind “

"Of course of course, take care now~ Don't want to find you dead before I kill you myselfff!"

”Today truly was awful, people talking all about loyalty. What use is that if the people you’re supposed to be loyal to are boring.”

“Then don’t befriend boring folks?”

”He, that normally works but after getting to know them everyone will eventually be boring.”

“Are you sure? I’ve never grown bored of some people”

“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”

“Well I would say I can sympathise but I have never stabbed someone so.. maybe don’t?”

”Aww, but that’d be boring! Blood is truly very pretty~ I would drink some but I don’t know if that’s safe!”

“Well- whatever makes you happy I guess? Don’t stab me though, my friends would be pissed.. I hope”

” Well of course, why would I do anything I dislike. And that sounds interesting~ Who are your friends?”

“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”

”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”

“I would like to keep my body parts, it’s only an affective threat because I can’t swim”

” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”

“I just don’t commit water related crimes? Or crimes in general.. usually”

”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”

“I am NOT stabbing my friend”

“How boring. Something else then, robbery, assault, ARMED robbery, maybe even stabbing someone you don’t know then.”

“..and we won’t get caught?”

” Of course we won’t~ if someone sees us, I’ll just kill them!”

“Well that’s oddly reassuring..”

“Hehe, well of course. I’m not going to let someone interesting go to jail. Jail is incredibly boring after all.”

“Awed thank you th n”

“Now then~ What of the many options for crime do you wanna do!”

“Hm.. what’s the most fun?”

”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”

“Hm.. well whatever you’re up for I really don’t mind I’ve not done either before

“Let’s stab someone then! First step to crime is getting used to blood after all~”

“Sounds good! I don’t mind blood I don’t think”

”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”

“Am I that obvious now? But what you said makes sense”

"Hehe, well go on, slit their throat, stab their chest, disfigure their face if you so wish~"

“I think I’m gonna throw up- but alright”

"Ewww, don't do that. Just stab them. Leave the throw up out of it"

"Egh. I'll just back up a bit then. He's going to wake up eventually if we keep talking. Also, I doooo want my knife back when your done with it~"

"Kill him, kill him, kill him"

Eventually she does go for it, not bad enough to kill him considering she drops the knife right away

“Ew- imma.. stick to helping Raven steal cash of drunks.”

"Oh come on, but that's boring~ I thought you said you didn't mind blood."

“Apparently I mind it less when it’s my own, I get in fights but I’ve never stabbed someone”

”Ugh, fine. I’ll just dump him on a river or something. And how sweet, Friend you say~”

“Thank you. I do, even if you did just help me commit a crime you seem nice-enough

“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”

“Awe, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve gotten today!”

-_- “Then you obviously don’t hang out with anyone. That was barely a compliment.”

“I said today! I work at a bar people are ducks”

”Ooo, you’ve probably heard a lot of interesting things from them then. Though that’s true- people at bars are truly the worst.”

“Oh they are very interesting but I would love to punch them sometimes. They are.”

” You should punch them~ think of how fun that’ll be!”

“I think I’d also get fired”

”Other jobs exist.”

“Other jobs don’t help my friend steal”

”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”

“Aw that is surprisingly sweet, I’ll keep that in mind just incase~”

"Wow, I can be sweet sometimes you know. And you betterrrr~"

“I am glad to know then. I will do”

"Heh, good. If you don't, I'll find where you live and stab your eyes out as you sleep!"

“Well isn’t that kind”

"Of course~ Nothing could be kinder."

“That was sarcasm sorry”

"Sarcasm doesn't exist~ It's more fun to just take things literally!"

“It definitely exists- but feel free to take it itersllt I don’t judge”

"That's... good to here. So your friends with a thief, and little ole me, a murderer, you friends with any other interesting people~"

"Righttt, someone who is so willing to commit crimes with someone that she just has friends. Eh, fair enough~"

“Yeah I’m flexible and open to new experiences “

"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"

“Stabbing was not wonderful for me! Ah, beside that I paint sometimes but I don’t have much free time. You?”

"Hm... Food. I like eating food, especially sweet food. And I like petting cats, especially the stray ones that probably killed their owners~ Oooo, and I like listening to music of course!"

“Oh well that sounds quite nice actually -“

"Well of course, you can't hurt to many people at once or the police will get suspicious."

“Mhm, I can imagine so”

"You mentioned you painted though, what do you paint? I saw a painting of eyeballs once, it was very nice..."

“I don’t paint anything like that, I prefer painting people I love or anything green”

“Why green? That’s a bit random~”

“I like it that’s all”

”Whatever works for you I guess.”

“It does work”

”Now what~ we’ve committed crime so what else is there to do today… hmmmmm”

“Hm.. well, this isn’t an interesting city”

"Sadly true... Maybe I should blow up the city for being so boring~"

"I should probably get going before one of my bosses realizes that I disappeared~ I, sadly, need the money after all."

“Oh, that’s understandable, don’t get yourself in trouble alright”

"He~ I won't stab to many police officers!"

“Don’t, for your own sake”

"I've escaped criminal charges before, it's no issue doing it again. But just for youuu~ I'll let one or two police officers that I'm going to stab leave alive!"

”Today truly was awful, people talking all about loyalty. What use is that if the people you’re supposed to be loyal to are boring.”

“Then don’t befriend boring folks?”

”He, that normally works but after getting to know them everyone will eventually be boring.”

“Are you sure? I’ve never grown bored of some people”

“Yes yes, most people can, but I have a truly awful attention span. I find something entertaining for just one week then poof, their boring again and I stab them~”

“Well I would say I can sympathise but I have never stabbed someone so.. maybe don’t?”

”Aww, but that’d be boring! Blood is truly very pretty~ I would drink some but I don’t know if that’s safe!”

“Well- whatever makes you happy I guess? Don’t stab me though, my friends would be pissed.. I hope”

” Well of course, why would I do anything I dislike. And that sounds interesting~ Who are your friends?”

“I mean, I do stuff I dislike for work. Well, I’m closest to Raven, she’s a thief but she’s pretty nice outside of threatening to throw me into rivers”

”Oooo, threatening to throw people into rivers is a new one~ I normally hear people threaten to take others pancreas, or eyes, or hands. But a river would work just as well~”

“I would like to keep my body parts, it’s only an affective threat because I can’t swim”

” How sad, your eyes would look great in a bottle~ Also, how do you exist without being able to swim? Everyone needs to jump in the ocean and swim away from the cops at some point in their life.”

“I just don’t commit water related crimes? Or crimes in general.. usually”

”GASP. I’m talking to someone who doesn’t commit crimes?!? Come, you must stab someone with me! Perhaps this friend of yours, if they aren’t too interesting of course!”

“I am NOT stabbing my friend”

“How boring. Something else then, robbery, assault, ARMED robbery, maybe even stabbing someone you don’t know then.”

“..and we won’t get caught?”

” Of course we won’t~ if someone sees us, I’ll just kill them!”

“Well that’s oddly reassuring..”

“Hehe, well of course. I’m not going to let someone interesting go to jail. Jail is incredibly boring after all.”

“Awed thank you th n”

“Now then~ What of the many options for crime do you wanna do!”

“Hm.. what’s the most fun?”

”hmmm, it really depends. Stabbing people is VERY fun but the boss gets everywhereee. Robbery is a good option though, especially if we steal something expensive. Like a computer or a phone.”

“Hm.. well whatever you’re up for I really don’t mind I’ve not done either before

“Let’s stab someone then! First step to crime is getting used to blood after all~”

“Sounds good! I don’t mind blood I don’t think”

”Well, the best place to find a worthless nobody to stab is in the alleyways, they have the least cameras to~ It’s either that or the sewers and I think I’d be able to guess your preference~”

“Am I that obvious now? But what you said makes sense”

"Hehe, well go on, slit their throat, stab their chest, disfigure their face if you so wish~"

“I think I’m gonna throw up- but alright”

"Ewww, don't do that. Just stab them. Leave the throw up out of it"

"Egh. I'll just back up a bit then. He's going to wake up eventually if we keep talking. Also, I doooo want my knife back when your done with it~"

"Kill him, kill him, kill him"

Eventually she does go for it, not bad enough to kill him considering she drops the knife right away

“Ew- imma.. stick to helping Raven steal cash of drunks.”

"Oh come on, but that's boring~ I thought you said you didn't mind blood."

“Apparently I mind it less when it’s my own, I get in fights but I’ve never stabbed someone”

”Ugh, fine. I’ll just dump him on a river or something. And how sweet, Friend you say~”

“Thank you. I do, even if you did just help me commit a crime you seem nice-enough

“Well crimes are the best to get to know someone. It showed how interesting you are. I think you’re justttt~ interesting enough for me to not stab you!”

“Awe, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve gotten today!”

-_- “Then you obviously don’t hang out with anyone. That was barely a compliment.”

“I said today! I work at a bar people are ducks”

”Ooo, you’ve probably heard a lot of interesting things from them then. Though that’s true- people at bars are truly the worst.”

“Oh they are very interesting but I would love to punch them sometimes. They are.”

” You should punch them~ think of how fun that’ll be!”

“I think I’d also get fired”

”Other jobs exist.”

“Other jobs don’t help my friend steal”

”Hmm, how about this then~ Any jerk exists, you can either call me or give them my number and I’ll murder them! Beneficial for all!! I get to kill people and they no longer bother you~ Plus your friend can take their stuff or whatever.”

“Aw that is surprisingly sweet, I’ll keep that in mind just incase~”

"Wow, I can be sweet sometimes you know. And you betterrrr~"

“I am glad to know then. I will do”

"Heh, good. If you don't, I'll find where you live and stab your eyes out as you sleep!"

“Well isn’t that kind”

"Of course~ Nothing could be kinder."

“That was sarcasm sorry”

"Sarcasm doesn't exist~ It's more fun to just take things literally!"

“It definitely exists- but feel free to take it itersllt I don’t judge”

"That's... good to here. So your friends with a thief, and little ole me, a murderer, you friends with any other interesting people~"

"Righttt, someone who is so willing to commit crimes with someone that she just has friends. Eh, fair enough~"

“Yeah I’m flexible and open to new experiences “

"As one should be. Stabbing people truly is wonderful~ Though besides that, thievery, not being able to swim, and wanting to punch people at a bar, what else do you do?"

“Stabbing was not wonderful for me! Ah, beside that I paint sometimes but I don’t have much free time. You?”