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I'll never not be amazed by the fact that the Helluva Boss universe has songs that can go from "my lungs are full of honesty" to "the world is your anus so peg it with honesty" practically in no time at all, isn't it wonderful

Look I'm a radioapple apologist through and through cuz, although it's as overused and in-your-face kinda dynamic as it can possibly get, it still manages to keep that spicy/bratty/bitchy/back-and-forthy spark you can never go wrong with going (maybe the characters specifically make it work and that's why it doesn't feel battered at all), but at the same time I can totally see why radiostatic makes so much sense, I'd say it's even more natural and kinda rightful (?) than radioapple. But my old habits are immortal so radioapple is the ship I'll go down with.

Never in a million years could I have imagined I'd ever hear a sentence "Lucifer himself is a high D" (D as in "dominant") uttered by my fav true crime host on YT in one of the vids but here we are I suppose. So the context: a dude from the case from the vid took some random personality test on the internet (similar to "what kind of bread are you" and the like) and found out he's a D himself (coincidentally ofc and I hate to break it to him but in his case D stands for something else entirely, but I digress). I mean it sounds wild even as total bullshit which is exactly what it is, but I couldn't help but think of HB Lucifer and if I had to actually guess I'd say I'm pretty sure it depends🤨

Idk how to explain it and what I mean by that exactly but Lucifer being a girl dad makes absolute total sense, in a good way

Never once did Poison fail to make me tremendously sad cuz of the very last bit where Angel says he wishes he had something to live for tomorrow, that's such a shitty way to feel honestly

Pretty sure we can all relate to Fizz's 2 minutes notice cuz let's be real every single one of us at some point of our lives wanted to make that kinda performance happen before fabulously quitting working for a complete fuckwit of a boss. I mean I know damn well I want to.

I need a 24 hour version of House of Asmodeus, it slaps way harder than it has any right to

Fizzarolli sounds like Beetlejuice and I don't know what to do with this information