Sims 3 and 4 Stupidity

Nothing like that first snow kiss

River's brush with weed gave him quite the taste for it and he invited the High School plug over to pick some up. Just like me, fr

Ah River, smoking a J at school and feeling tense and panicky is a canon event, I fear

Live Honey Blake First Kiss Reaction

And for some ungodly reason Max kept swimming in the outdoor pool, you know, as if it isn't the middle of winter. Almost like he's trying to... get the attention of a certain girl?? Hmmm

Be more obvious about the crush, Honey, I don't think everyone's getting it yet

[Also probably nobody cares, and you can't see it here bc of her suit, but Honey has the same red wine birthmark on her back that Quinn had. I gave it to her to keep the spirit of that sweet, fruity cowboy alive. RIP 😩🕊️]

Pretty lame if you ask me 😒

Honey aged up to a teen, too! Of course the cake glitched out so here's a shot of her hugging Max instead. She's musical and cheery and a total cutie pie

MANGO NOOOOOOOOOO

(don't worry about the last picture they're just talking about... stocks or smth)

River aged up! He's a laid back, sporty teen (basically the complete opposite of his dad Roman) but it's not like the polycule pays a close attention to their children's grades when Sarah spends most days stuck between her two husbands' [REDACTED]

Honey and Max became BFFs!

The fam had a halloween party to celebrate the fall season! River and Forrest of course matched so cutely

Honey made a friend! Max's family just moved into the Chateau in Windenburg