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The current director of the WBBA, the Commission, or whatever the agency running the X Tower is called is a David Xanatos type character whose love for Beyblade is taken to the utmost extreme, and is willing to go to any means necessary to elevate the sport to new heights, even at the expense of others….

“You should be lucky that 17 meets the legal age of consent in Canada, Scott. Had you dated Knives Chau in Hongyuan, I would’ve had the Heishou Packs slice your body in to small chunks of meat and feed you to the birds.”

“*cartoon gulp sfx*”

If holodecks were made today, they would just be gooning rooms.

Like, every monster fucker in the world would always need a mop and a bucket on standby.