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Cooper Branxton sniffed each t-shirt before stowing it in his pack.  His clothes were always impeccably clean, of course they were, but heâd watched his dad pack often enough to know that this was part of the ritual.  Of course, if Cooperâs clothes were always clean, that meant his fatherâs were probably clean too⊠so why was there so much sniffing going on?
A flash of dark hair and glasses in the doorway. Â Cooper followed the sound of scampering feet down the hall to Mercerâs room. Â His younger brother was sniffing his t-shirts before stuffing them into a pack that was as tall as he was.
âI told you already. Youâre not coming.â Â This was a father and son camping trip. Â Not a father and SONS trip.
âBut I want to come.â Mercer didnât whine, but he did have that firm set to his jaw that meant resolve. Â Stubbornness. Â Both Mercer and his twin sister Marina did it, leaned in when Cooper or their dad would lean out.
âWell.  You canât.  Youâre not invited.â  Cooper settled a hand on Mercerâs shoulder to give him a comforting squeeze, but Mercer shook him off.  âItâs dangerous out there.  You might⊠get eaten by a bear.â
âI like bears.â
âThat is definitely my kid,â their father Mo filled the room all at once, scooping up Mercer and trying to deposit him into his own pack in one motion. Â Mercer shrieked with the hilarity of being put in the pack. Cooper just scowled. Â âBears are awesome.â
âBears are awesome!â Mercer repeated with delight. Â âCan I come camping?â
âWhat do you think, Coop?â Mo dropped Mercer onto his bed and shuffled through the pack. Â He even sniffed a few t-shirts appreciatively.
âItâs dangerousâŠâ  Not that danger ruled anything out in this family. Mo Branxton embraced danger⊠or at least, he embraced creatures, dangerous or not.
âWhat if Doc and the Baby Mermaid get lost in the woods someday?â Â Mo nodded at Mercer, the so-called Doc. Â Marina was the Baby Mermaid. Â âYou donât want them not to know how to handle themselves in the woods.â
âIâd miss them forever,â Coop responded flatly. Â It was a lost cause. Â The squirt was going to be allowed to come. Â âWhatever.â
âDoc, go tell Mum to pack us a lunch,â Mo sent The Squirt along on a mission for sandwiches and thermoses of cocoa. Â He waited until Mercer had disappeared before turning his attention to removing everything from the pack and sifting out interesting rocks, stuffed animals, and snacks. âYouâre lucky, you know?â
Cooper didnât answer, just raised his eyebrows. Â He was listening.
âI got to teach you how to camp.  How to fish. How to start a fire.  How to set up the tent and how to find the coolest birds⊠it was the most fun Iâve ever had.  And now you get to teach Doc.â  Mo laughed at Cooperâs expression.  âYou donât believe me?â
âI⊠guess.â  Cooper spent a long moment in silence before picking up a t-shirt from Mercerâs dresser.  He gave it a sniff and dropped it into the pack.  âWill there really be bears?â

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Introducing Kinsay
For a petite human, Genevieve James gave off big person energy. Â She paced the length of the hospital waiting room, climbed over furniture, and fidgeted every time she got within reach of the chairs. From his seat, Maximus watched her go, the twins Teddy and Fifi pacing and climbing and fidgeting in her wake. It would have brought him comfort to have Vivi seated beside her, leg tapping away until his whole body jostled, warm side of her body pressed against his side. Â He would put an arm around her, and he would tell her that everything was going to be okay.
Comforting his wife would bring him comfort, but Vivi didnât want comfort. Â She wanted to move. Â So Max let her move, although he would snag a duckling twin on occasion and cuddle them into submission.
Across the waiting room, his mother knitted tiny Quidditch jerseys while she chatted with his mother-in-law. Â Cassandra Rae-Branxton glared at Healers as they passed and watched her daughter pace.
This was going well.
âGo home pease?â Teddy climbed onto the chair beside Max and let his head rest against his arm.
âWe canât go home, bud. Weâre waiting for your new sister.â
Teddy gave a quiet huff. His discomfiture drew his twin, and Fifi squeezed into the chair beside him. Â Like a good mama duck, Vivi ended her pacing and unpacked snacks and boxes of juice from a satchel. Â She was still long enough for Max to snag, and he dragged her into his lap.
âWhat ifâŠâ  He could feel the moment she let herself feel the emotions swirling beneath the nervous energy, her body sagging against his shoulder.
âYou know a motherâs heart just gets bigger and bigger, right? Â Thereâs no maximum capacity for love.â Â He rested a chin against the top of her head. Â It was better not to remind her that sheâd been miserable learning that getting pregnant again after the twins wasnât possible, that sheâd bury her face in her nephew Cooperâs hair while everyone pretended not to notice. Better not to point out that this was the only way their family was going to grow, even if she was stretched and white around the edges over the thought that she might not be able to love this new baby the way she loved the twins.
A Healer in billowing robes burst through the doors at the end of the waiting room, a tiny pink bundle in her arms, and Vivi scrambled out of Maxâs lap. Â She was climbing over furniture again, plucking that bundle right out of the protesting Healerâs arms, but Max couldnât see her face.
The whole room held its breath as mother took in the face of her child for the first time, and then⊠âOh. Hi.â  Viviâs voice was so soft, so gentle, the whisper of a huge heart that most people never got to see.  She brought the baby to Max and Teddy and Fifi, dropping to a crouch so they could all look at her tiny scrunched features.
âThis is your new sister, guys.â
Teddy looked properly awed, but Fifi pushed the baby away. Â âNo fank you.â Â
So theyâd need some time to adjust.
Sisterly Advice
Samuel Summers wasnât normally a lurker. Â By and large, he could be heard coming from a mile away, and those moments when he startled someone by NOT being heard coming from a mile away made his insides churn. There was good attention, and there was bad attention, and being a lurker never got good attention.
He was a lurker today, though, waiting for his older sister to pass by on her way back from class. Sheâd probably be with a bunch of her friends, because girls traveled in packs. Â Like wolves, only not like wolves, because wolves didnât mysteriously disappear into the loo together or give each other enigmatic looks while you were talking to them or laugh when you hadnât even MEANT TO BE FUNNY. Wolves were actually easier to understand than girls.
They also probably ate you, so it was a toss up about which heâd rather encounter in the corridor at Hogwarts.
Cecelia Summers appeared, blessedly alone, and Sammy popped out of his lurker spot just inside a classroom door. Â Her eyes widened slightly at the sight of him, but it was generally a fairly mild reaction to lurkering. Â Lurking. Lurkerdom. Â âDid you miss me, or are you lost?â
Heâd been lost like ONE TIME his first year, geez. Â âCan I talk to you?â
âSure, Sam. Â Of course.â Â He was glad heâd caught her alone, because her friends would tease him or be sarcastic or ask extra questions, but Cece just went soft around the eyes and closed them both into an empty classroom. Â âWhatâs up?â
And now the moment was here, and it felt TERRIBLE.  Like pulling his own teeth, only it was like pulling his own teeth except without knowing where his teeth were or having any tools to do it with.  âWhy⊠are⊠girlsâŠ?â
âYeah, right?â Â Cece took a seat on the top of a desk like it was a padded throne. Â âWhy ARE girls? Â Impossible? Complicated? Â Mean but nice but mean when you want them to be nice and nice when you want them to be mean? Â And so pretty all the time, like is that FAIR? Â And why are girls so confusing?â
Sammy sagged a little with relief. Â All those things. Â Yes. Â âYeah?â
âOh, I donât know. Â I was hoping you could tell me.â
Beautiful Disaster
Working for the Minister for Magic wasnât an easy job. Â It was essentially work as a translator, finding ways to line Charles up with the world and line the world up with Charles. Â Granted, Charles was the Minister, so the world needed to do more work than the man did. Â And Kaiser worked harder than both. Â So his days were spent trying to make the unexplainably complicated line up with the impossibly sunny Minister, and it would be nice if coming home meant shedding all the fiddly bits at the door and entering a cocoon of calmness.
It would be nice, and on occasion reality and expectation met.
And on occasion, Kaiser walked into the flat and found Elio at the kitchen table with glimmering paint up to his elbows, with swipes of color on every surface that a tiny child could reach (and some he couldnât, which was too fiddly to process), with Cosmoâs tail stiff with paint, and with Candi LAUGHING like all this made sense.
On occasion, home was a harder job than his actual job.
âWeâre art!â Â Elio brandished his hands at his father, and Kaiser felt himself cower in the doorway. Â Was it emotionally damaging to children if their fatherâs cowered from them? Maybe Kaiser would owl a child psychiatrist on his lunch break tomorrow.
âYouâre making art?  I⊠I see that.â  He banished his work things and coat to the far side of the flat, wishing it was possible to banish them to another flat entirely.  And banish all the furniture, all the clothing, and the poor maligned tabby to said flat.  Maybe banish himself, while he was at it.  Could you banish yourself?
âNo, we ARE art,â Candi corrected with a twinkle as she applied thick dark paint to her upper arm and dashed it with glitter.
âWhy would you choose to be art when you could be not-art?â Â Kaiserâs eyes went round as Elio pushed back from the table. Â There was a reservoir of puddled paint where the boy had been sitting, but he was still coated in enough paint to be very dangerous.
âDaddy is art!â Â Elio tromped across the kitchen floor, leaving a wake of glitter and destruction behind him, and Kaiser, in a moment of desperation and self-defense, scooped the child up by the back of his shirt and deposited him in the sink.
âI would prefer to be not-art.  Candi, have you considered sealing off the kitchen while you work?â She just smiled and flicked glitter in his direction.
In the sink, Elio turned on the water, sending a fine spray of paint and glitter and water everywhere. Â Kaiserâs once-white shirt had a rainbow spatter across the front.
âYouâre art whether you choose to be or not, friend.â
Double Trouble
âI dare you toâŠâ Aries Flamsteed tipped up on his toes, his eyes darting around his fatherâs office in search of the perfect dare.
âYou canât dare me no more. Any more.â Â Atlas lurked behind his brother just over the threshold. Â He was coming in. Â He was definitely coming in, because Aries had gone in, and because everyone knew that nothing truly bad happened if you entered the inner sanctum. Just that Dad made that face where his eyebrows looked like they were fighting, and Atlas felt sick about fighting eyebrows.
âI can dare you if I want to dare you.â Â Aries scowled at his twin before crossing boldly to the desk. Â Now there was no question that he was in the office. Fully in the office. Â No fear.
âMum says no more dares because then we work ourselves up to a frenzy and things HAPPEN.â Â But Atlas tiptoed across the threshold, and he felt like a weight lifted when the walls didnât come tumbling down on their heads. Â It was okay to be in here as long as they didnât touch anything.
Aries picked up a lint roller. Â They were going to Azkaban. Â The walls were definitely going to fall in! Â âShe said you donât have to do the dares just âcause I make them. Â Thatâs not the same thing. Â So I can make dares and Iâm not breaking any rules, but you either have to not do the dare and break twin code or do the dare and break Mumâs rules.â
A conundrum.
Atlas picked up Pebbles from the corner of the desk and stared into the pet rockâs silly eyeballs. âYou could just not dare me so I donât have to decide.â Â So he didnât have to upset someone. Â Upsetting his twin or upsetting his mother (his father was already going to be upset because here they were touching things). Â Atlas EEPed loudly and dropped Pebbles back onto the desk.
âBut I do want to dare you. I dare you to dare ME.â
Oh, wait. Atlas rolled the idea around in his brain for a while before giving a decisive nod. Â That was allowed. Â That broke no rules (except the office thing, but again, that rule was long broken). Â âI accept.â
The End is the Beginning
âYou know what?â Celyn Ashburry Hawthorne buried her hands in her brotherâs hair and pulled his head back so that she could look him in the eyes. Â His expression flickered for a moment, probably pain from having his head jerked around by a nine-year-old, but the fixed look of patient interest in every word she said remained.
âWhat?â Â Derfael didnât pull his head free, although the position was hell on his neck, and he didnât fuss at her. Â Perhaps the advantage of their age gap was that theyâd skipped the squabbling stage for the most part. Â Derf was leaving for school around the time Celyn was toddling through the house terrorizing plants, animals, and parents. Â âI know a lot of things. Â I might already know what.â
âI donât think you know this, though.â Â Celyn loosened her grip on his hair and gave his head a pat. Â âYou think youâre very smart now that youâre graduating from Hogwarts, but thereâs still lotsa stuff you donât know.â
âIâll still be around. After Hogwarts.â
âAround the whole world.â
Derf twisted in his seat so he could look at Celynâs solemn little face. Â âThe world isnât so big for a wizard.â
âItâs the world, Derf.â She chewed on her lip. Â âItâs pretty big for anyone.â
He reached out and untied her shoe. Â Typical annoying brother stuff. Â âYou were going to tell me what, remember?â
âOh, yeah!â Â Her face lit up once again. Â âDo you know what?â
âProbably I do, but tell me anyway.â
âYouâre my best best friend.â

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Christmas Morning
It was Christmas morning, and Ashley Fox knew exactly how she wanted to celebrate before her brother woke up. The sun was cresting over the ocean, casting the water in cotton candy shades, and the sand was still cool under her bare feet. Â It would warm up later, and the ocean would be more welcoming for swimmers and surfers, but the beaches got crowded once the sun was really up.
She dug her toes into the sand and continued to wax her new surfboard. Â Since sheâd essentially picked her own gift again this year, she didnât feel bad about putting it to use before her dad had a chance to pretend to give it to her. Â Assuming he remembered to show up for Christmas morning or whatever. Â The smell of the wax was familiar, probably the way other kids found peppermint and turkey a familiar Christmas scent, and she almost felt bad about missing out on core memories before remembering that other kids didnât get to catch waves as the sun rose on Christmas morning. Â So she was lucky, and they actually had sucky lives. Â Not the other way around.
A wave crested, catching the rising sun and glowing coral and gold before crashing back into the dark water below the swell, and Ashley knew it was time. Â The board was ready. Â She hefted the board under her arm, a tiny child struggling under the weight of her board, but the water made it lighter, and she was soon paddling away from the beach.
She drifted over the first few swells, riding her board and enjoying the way the sun made everything sparkle. Â Her own Christmas lights. Â And then there was a wave that was just for her, and she turned her board and assumed the pick-up position. Â Riding the wave was better than Christmas cookies or matching family pajamas or drinking cocoa while Brandon opened his gifts and someone took a million pictures of them that all had a blurry thumb hovering in the corner.
But then the wave crashed before she was ready, the force of the water shoving her down and down and down until there was no cotton candy light but just darkness and her lungs felt like they were going to explode. Â Every direction was down and she was alone in the ocean on Christmas morning. Â Someone should be there to rescue her. Â Someone should be there to notice. Â Someone should miss her.
Her board shot past her to the surface, dragging her up with it, and Ashley broke into the warming air with a ragged sob. Â It would be a while before she could trust her board again, before the ocean called her back for another chance. Â Those werenât permanent lessons learned on Christmas morning.
The lesson was that she was always going to have to save herself.
Thatâs Showbiz, Kid
âKale, watch your sister.â Malachi Trent placed a large hand on the top of his sonâs head, giving his blond hair a tousle before he stepped forward into the spotlight. Â The pocket of darkness created by the curtain hid Kale and his younger sister from the audience, but Kale knew he had the best view in the house.
Second best view. Â The best view would be on stage.
The audience roared louder as Malachi handed a bouquet of honking daffodils and roses to the star of the show, his wife and Kaleâs mother.
âKale, look at me,â he heard a pipping little voice from behind him. Â Mavis. Â Kale noped that request, his attention fully taken by Talia Trent on stage. Â The costume. Â The wig. The SPOTLIGHT. Â Someone bringing you flowers and the world screaming your name. Who could want more than that?
âKale. Â Kale. Â KALE.â He waved a hand at Mavis, because the crowd was falling quiet and Mum was revving up for an encore moment. Â âKALE, LOOK AT ME.â
A naked three year barreled past him, out of the off-stage shadows and into the spotlight. Â The crowd, waiting with tense breath for Talia to perform again, broke into raucous laughter and hollering as Mavis waved her bare bum at them.
That was the downside to showbiz. Â Someone always trying to steal your spotlight.
Stark Raving Mad
âShoes off, face me on the mats,â Genevieve James faced her nightmare, a group of eager-faced six-year-olds. Â She watched warily as they fumbled their shoes off and tumbled into a rough version of a line. Â âFlynny, shoes off your hands too.â
There were probably other skills she could share, maybe use her Potions degree, but for some reason, sheâd volunteered to exercise their tiny bodies instead of their tiny minds. It seemed like an important and valuable contribution at the time⊠but the reality of teaching self-defense to small children made her feel crazy.  Crazy for offering, crazy for showing up every week.
Vivi ran the children through their warm-ups, her expression bemused as little Cecelia jumped her jumping jacks into Yolanda, and Phoebe burped dramatically every time she dropped to the floor in a push-up, and Theodore wandered off mid-tree pose to stare out the window. Â
Do not murder the babies. Do not murder the babies.
âLetâs try something else. Letâs try⊠sparring.  Find a partner.â  Vivi knew a moment of gratitude there was an even number.  At least she wasnât going to have to go up against someone who was three feet tall and had fists the size of walnuts.
Except. Â âNope, Fifi, youâre with Cece. Â Youâre too mean to Teddy.â Â And he let her be, the adorable idiot. Â âAnd Teddy with Tavie. Â Flynny with Yoyo. Â Assume your stance, and bow to your partner.â
On the mats, Flynny showed Yoyo a new dance move heâd made up. Â Teddy pulled the bright purple braid hidden in Tavieâs hair and kissed it. Â And Fifi cupped Ceceâs face and very intently invited her to punch her in the face.
âMaths. Â Go to maths. Â Lesson is over.â
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