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look at me like you wonder where I came from eyes and teeth keep me away ask me if I'm wearing my head straight but by that time I don't know what to say

I am a cosmic mutt a little bit of everything and a lot of guess what I am a cosmic mutt looking for love and sniffing God's butt

I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmmmmmb

I root and I loot through the rotten fruit of time I twist the truth and like to cross the line I push the envelope to get some exercise then I climb a mountain to sit and be wise

it's all grey on a grey background each day is different but it all looks the same the pressure pressure of nothing i couldn't stand myself if I couldn't stand the pain

I am a cosmic mutt a little bit of everything and a lot of guess what I am a cosmic mutt looking for love and sniffing God's butt

I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmb, I'm not really dummmmmmmmmb I'm not dummmmmmmmmmmmb

I gotta have it, I gotta have it in my hand It's gotta be, it's gotta be a good plan I don't know, I don't know if I can It's just that sometimes it doesn't seem like I will ever ever understand

Just because I don't know how to say what I mean doesn't mean I don't mean what I say I've got something but I don't know what it is but I try to tell you people anyway

To: [Relevant Authority/Office] [Office Address] [City, State/Province, Postal Code]

Subject: The Public Value of being nice

Dear Esteemed Authorities,

I respectfully recommend that governments and public institutions actively promote being nice as a public good.

Being nice reduces social friction and the likelihood of conflict.

Being nice contributes to mental health and resilience across populations. Encouraging being nice, therefore, functions as a preventive measure, reducing the burden that harmful social dynamics place on healthcare systems and social services.

A culture of civility supports equitable participation and strengthens public institutions. When individuals experience respectful treatment—regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, disability, or socioeconomic status—they are more likely to engage productively with services such as schools, healthcare, public administration, and community programs.

In light of these considerations, I propose that authorities adopt a structured approach to promoting being nice in public life.

Being nice does not imply tolerating abuse or ignoring legitimate conflict. Rather, being nice provides the communicative foundation for addressing disputes constructively.

Being nice is not an indulgence or sentimental ideal; it is a practical instrument for building safer communities, improving wellbeing, and enhancing trust in public institutions.

I appreciate your attention to this matter.

Respectfully,

[My Name] [Title/Role, if applicable] [Organization, if applicable]

Of course, discretion is advised when exploring sensitive or controversial topics. But with an open and inquisitive mind, one can engage with even the most “forbidden” of subjects in a thoughtful, responsible manner.

This fall, wipe the slate clean and go back to your family for Thanksgiving! Stay out of frustrating political arguments but still win them all!

Inclusively transcend duality! See the big picture!

Finally! Respect and accept others, discuss gender, and let people pursue their own happiness without unnecessary knife fights!

This year at dinner, with a sly impish smile quivering at the corner of your mouth, you can break bread together and laugh and joke -- while underneath it all, hidden beneath your fingers, you are secretly using your new Unicorn corn holders!!

Glow in the euphoria of exercizing your freedom, drunk in the knowledge that you are subtly powning the MAGApotomians for a change!