"what even is canon"

Girl go be evil, who cares just do it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

writing a villain who's genuinely more interesting than your hero is a specific kind of failure that takes years to fully reckon with. you'll be in the shower three months after finishing the book and suddenly understand that you accidentally loved the wrong person the entire time and there is nothing you can do about it now. the book is done. the villain won. not in the story. in your heart. privately.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

Ozai, Piandao, Maddy, Desna Amon (NoatakI), roh (General Iroh II), Tonraq, Johan Liebert, Alucard Tepes, Dracula Tepes, Jinshi, Emperor Ka Yang, Lakan, Ka Koushun, Gaoshun, etc...

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.