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Eiza: No! why? we need you back on twitter, this world was better because of your tweets!! come on! if you don't want to get in troubles, then lets make a private account just to tweet each other and tag each other in questionable tweets and quotes. I need that side of you back and be part of it. no. you don't need to know more about baby eiza. she was messy, rebel and a little annoying. Trust me. Eiza: so, there's any chance for me? damn! bad timing to be in my 30s still but i can keep pretending i am 69. i wouldn't mind to keep this mental age. when did you realize you were into older women? sorry, i am curious. i need to know these things, it's for a school assignment 😜 and if you want to give me more details about the two shows you're filming, tell me everything. i promise i won't say anything to any soul.

SARAH: cause i was calling strangers asswads and my publicist scolded me for it. even though they were being asswads. maybe you'll ease me back into it, lady. I've missed airing my stupid thoughts occasionally. And if i start sending you stupid gifs and memes? it's all just part of my love language. uhhhh well now i do need to know more about messy baby eiza. You're saying to someone who used to get into fights in parks and skip school to smoke weed by the creek, and who was ridiculously annoying about it too. we would've gotten alone at every life phase 😜 SARAH: You can have a old soul, that's still attractive to me. 69's obviously the perfect, mindful age. Really pulls you in. No, i find the curiosity cute. And i'll blow your mind a little, but i was once engaged to a man in my 20's, 10+ years older. Obviously things changed, duh. And then when i started just realising i only felt more secure with woman, the ages just kept going up. And maybe it always had something to do with how much i loved opening up to my teachers, how safe they made me feel. Just that very obvious gay awakening answer of a girl who was in-love with her teachers. That's gonna be one fun school assignment to put together. My dating chart. I know you'll keep those lips sealed - i'm still working on horror story and alls fair season 2, and oh lady, all i can even say is both are so whacky. In different ways. The fashion in itself, blows my mind. And i already wish you could've been in BOTH. I mean, you as a cunty lawyer ? come on now, i feel like you'd imbody that so perfectly.

Naomi: I wish I was a saint, darling. I am far from one but I just try to be good for you. I enjoy making you feel better about everything. My mind has been a little all over the place these days and i know yours too but it doesn't mean i don't miss you and I don't need some time with you. So, you really had that conversation with Jess. That must be intense. I am sure she knows you so well, she knows you never did anything to harm your relationship with her, once you told me that she was the type of jealous partner but behind that she knew you would never dare to cheat on her. And not with me? I can't compite with Mrs Lange. I don't know If I will be able to look at her next time I visit you on set though. I feel she will be studying every move I make. I think the rumors are slowing down or is it just that I haven't been chronically online these days? Naomi: Still waiting for my favorite sleepovers partner. It's been a while 🥲 and i have the feeling that we have a LOT to share after this long. Naomi: 😒 stop freaking out because i am calm. what can I do? he packed his things, he moved back to his apartment and yes, maybe we had a conversation. He thinks some things that I don't know how to react to them but i think taking some time apart is the best for us. Things can change a lot in a few days. uh?

SARAH: And you have been. You're a damn saint to me, and i want no if's or buts. And listen, the last couple weeks, be it that we've been busier and well, life. But i miss you too. And i need you to know not one bit of of that's changed. It was a level of intense that i possibly couldn't have prepared for, and then it weirdly wasn’t. I knew she knew. I mean, fuck. Jess knew me better then i knew myself sometimes, i almost hated that she did...still does, even when it comes to something as simple as just clearing something up. I won't even lie, you'll probably feel her eyes on you before you see her, i often do. maybe a little bit of both? we might be old news...which, ouch. but also, thank fucking god. SARAH: I KNOW, I KNOW. come over later? please... SARAH: ugh, stop being calm and i'll stop freaking out. okay....and? what were the things he "thought" cause now i'm gonna keep freaking, omi. You know how i get when i freak, you're gonna have to tame my mind here cause uh yeah, they sure can.

Eiza: I'm sorry. I'm not going to stop, I enjoy seeing it grow until it bursts. Did it sound dirty? or it was just my dirty mind? anyway! Who wouldn't like you? I don't know anyone. Everyone says you're their favorite actress, that you are the best co-star, that you're hot, etc. I am so jealous of all these who have worked with you at this point. Would you? I think i have haters since I was 14 and i started in this career. You have no idea! but i guess my skin got thicker by this time but i would always love some mean words coming from you queen. I bet you have a dirty mouth. Eiza: I forgot that you are more into older women! No! how old do I need to be? be honest! we can pretend I am 69 or whatever you prefer. That's what we're actors for. Seriously, be honest. you never dated someone younger than you? i think i am the opposite, i always have dated older ladies and boys? well all ages. i have a long list just the lindsay's list. kidding! I'll work with Rosamund over and over again and every time i can, she will be playing my man. You've worked with the best in this industry. How did you do it? you're collecting them as infinity stones. i'd love to work with sandy and cate someday. what is your next project S? -I am playing Iron Jane a woman who found her inner streght into bodybuilding. it's been exhausting but i have a great respect now, the discipline is something out of this world. i am honored and thrilled to be playing this new character. so, for now i can't share drinks with you, but i can share one of my eight meals for the day.

SARAH: lady, our dirties minds are in sync. Okay-it's officially burst, and i might just need to request these messages in voice note form. I'm greedy. You'd be surprised, i was given strict instructions by my publicist a couple years back to calm it when it came to replying on twitter. I might not care what people say, but i'll fire back and i was getting myself in trouble. But uhmmm from one of the hottest woman out there, calling ME hot? i'll take it. I don't know how or when, but we'll make magic happen and work together soon, i've got a knack at nagging producers and casting enough for them to say yes. Excuse me, of course you've been a talent since then. I can't even wrap my head around being in a professional setting at 14. i was doing the dumbest shit at that age, let alone already being in the industry. And i so need to know more about baby eiza, i just know you were the the adorable kid. Oh you have nooo idea 😜 the dirtier the better. No soap could ever wash it out. SARAH: younger years aside, i don't think i ever have. I'll be honest lady, my dating pools only ever been in the 50+ range. And you look really incredible for 69 🔥 you were about to have me screaming for that list!! i just KNOW you're many peoples "the one that got away" cause c'mon. Anyone who looks like a supermodel, would be. Next time, i wanna be in the middle of you both? okay? okay. Just putting that out there. I'm one lucky duck to be surrounded by all these ladies. i'm currently going between filming alls fair s3 and horror story, so as you can imagine, it's a miracle i'm going to the right set every morning. Holy fuck lady, no wonder you are - you're not only a genius, you're a woman of her craft, and i LOVE that. consider me front and centre the second this hit's the screen, but until then, you better squeeze me into one of those eight meals, i'm not picky.

Pedro: He's my little man. I love him so much. I do love my boys Pedro: I'd hold a seance for you every night. I'd have a little altar dedicated to you. I know that feeling!! I love doing stunts but my body does not love me doing stunts and neither does health & safety. When we did Mando, Lateef was so good at getting his body thrown around in the suit but in the water I was like "gimme that, it's mine I wanna do it". We've been doing a little planning, I don't want it to become this big stressful thing though, Billie's in the studio working on stuff and preparing for a tour he's got later in the year. Naps have been high on the agenda. Pedro: Wait that's kind of tea though. I don't know how I missed that otherwise I would've said something to you. Before I say anything is it just sex? You're not catching feelings are you because if you are then things are going to get really really messy. That's not the problem here is it?

SARAH: and they're damn well lucky to have YOU SARAH: if you ever call me on the Ouija board, you make sure you're using a shot glass. Maybe fill it with a little tequila too, i'll figure it out. As much as i fight against the "we're too old" agenda, we're too old. will i still jump across the table? absolutely, but i've already book several sessions with my chiropractor. Man, i don't know how our stunt doubles do it, but i do adore the fact you do your own water stunts, that surprises me in the least. Trust me, you're doing everything at a good pace, at your pace, bird. I know first hand, there's no point in rushing something that'll be happening regardless, and everything will fall into place - now, that being said, i will continue being the annoying best friend and poking you about any new details, cause i can and i will. Even if all you're telling me is the kind of food you'll be serving. or that you will absolutely be putting those little children of yours in little bow ties and having them there. SARAH: i meaaaaan. it was 😅 SARAH: and now on top of all this shitshow, she just told me her husband moved out. And so casually? as if it's no big deal that all of a sudden, despite their total open marriage business. The man moved out. i feel like i'm either going crazy, or i'm a total dumbass who should've never messed around with a friend, let alone co-worker. fuck, this is definitely a problem