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ah, out of weed . i guess the only thing left to smoke is... myself..

anything above 5’6 is NOT a “short king” you stupid bastards

“he’s so small” that man is 5’9. show some fucking decorum. class. use common sense

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

GUARDS! Recede that man's hairline

i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

Using only female followers in skyrim 😤😤