Squid

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

Bodyguards to a fae royal.

It’s the Don and his two “sons”

how can you even be a woman without going absolutely batshit insane