squid squaturday

this just in: the carpet of your local bowling alley became sentient and moved to Thailand

don’t care didn’t ask (adheres self to blade of seagrass)

the McRib is back

what if we were both hummingbird bobtail squid and you saw my globular eyes peeking out of the sand and you told me i was the most beautiful babe in the whole benthic zone and we danced the night away and then you woke up in a cold sweat facedown in a Wendy’s parking lot wearing a michelin man costume. what would you do then

BREAKING NEWS: 🥺🫶🏼. more at 6

*judges you from my flawlessly manicured french countryside algae garden*

with a taste of your tetrodotoxin i’m on a ride

you may be at risk of being an giant australian cuttlefish

but don’t blow bubbles or i will die

I offer you the dumpling squid, such beauty, such succulence. shrimp filling

and breakaway

the purple pulpo eater

OG cone head

i prefer soft bottoms and i cannot lie

gastric emptying girlboss

is this a real creature or did i just run over some candy canes with a steam roller? youll never know