Hear me roar.

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

Brazzers should release a video tomorrow where a plumber goes to fix a hot girls sink, fixes it, then leaves.

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

I just want to get slushies together.

Can’t believe Nintendo is going to trick me into taking walks in order to find Pokémon