i'm always tired and never know what i'm doing

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

They should keep Superman in theaters forever. Just so like whenever I’m having a bad day I can just go watch Superman in the theater. I feel like the population would benefit from it.

”I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked Arthur Morgan and he said “okay, I’ll catch you later then”

oh my god???? this is SO cool?????

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid