It's Mr. BONES!!!

woke Burger King: we are now burger monarch as to not assume anyone’s gender

does it annoy anyone else when the phrase “elite ball knowledge” is applied to a piece of media or culture that is extremely well known

if fight song by Rachel Platten was released today people would think it was made by ai

Do you ever see people’s headcanon patterns and think to yourself “that guy really needs to just make his own characters”

”everyone knows butch lesbians would be born with huge penises” -my mother while drunk

if you guys were in charge of remaking the game mixtape, what actual music from the 90’s would you add in

the next person to misuse the phrase “I’m just a girl” is catching these hands

me playing a wrestling video game: wow that was an amazing digital surplex

”UNO” I scream, only to trip and fall in the family guy death pose as 75 uno cards fall out of my ass

hey look boss I can do ya mom

what if the real peepee was the poopoo we let out along the way

Can tumblr stop focusing on the stupid ass white boy in the backrooms movie for five minutes. he’s probably the most uninteresting character in the movie and he has ten minutes of screen time.