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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

Maybe it’s not so bad that it’s 2:46am on Sunday morning and I’m writing an essay then. I should get some sleep. 

What OS is this? I want it!

Is this legit…or are you...

that’s it. that’s the show.