Spun, spun and away...

A little reminder of how hot my polaroids were✨

See this fully uncensored on my twitter ♡

Let’s set the Ambiance with

Nice & Slow by Usher *in the background*

CUNNILINGUS. (Cool ass word for Eating Pussy)

Cunnilingus is a performance art.  It’s the process of making love to pussy with your mouth and tongue. Great way to make her feel admired and appreciated.

“78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning" 

It’s a map to this that you should follow, you can always take a short cut, or dive face first in the pussy, but I heard somewhere “78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning” and that sounds true so I’m going to go with that. So build up anticipation

The Build Up

Forehead -Kiss that. 

Nose - *I got your nose grab* (I’m joking, don’t do that unless she’s into goofy shit), 

Lips (Face) - Bite & Kiss that (quick lil bite on the bottom one mixed with some slow kissing), 

Neck - Kissing, Biting, Sucking

Boobs - Suck,Kiss snd Lick That (Should’ve done this since you first got her naked)

Belly Button - Kiss that too.

Inner Thigh - Bite, Lick, Kiss, Bite, Lick, Kiss

Pelvic Bone - Kiss  

Pubic Bone - Kiss

Pussy is finger food.

My mother always told me “Cut your nails. girls wouldn’t let you touch them if your nails are long.” She was telling me this since I was a youth and I didn’t fully understand what she meant by this until I “Started touching girls.”

So Make sure yo nails short and clean, fam. because Pussy is finger food and you should be using your fingers often actually your hands in general.

The Lips

Use your tongue on her pussy lips. Split her inner and outer pussy lips and run your tongue around there then move on to the Clit.

Clitoris - (aka the most important and most neglected part of the vagina.)

Find her clit and start the show. The Clit is that small knob of pink flesh and you’ll find this at the top of the vagina. This is the headquarters of pleasure this is where you want to focus on. This is like the female version of a dick head, it causes them to Orgasm which is a big deal. Clits come in various shapes, sizes, and sensitivities. It’s like a lecture hall class of nerves. Start off soft and slow in the beginning, all clits are fond of that.Pay attention to her reactions. Slow down when she’s convulsing and don’t stop stop when she start Draking “oh my god, oh my god, I’m bout to cum this heaven” Rub the clit like you’re doing crossovers in 2k. (Gently)

You want to lick her clit like your shooting Free throws in NBA 2K. Up and Down and you can do side to side eventual you’ll want to do 360 motions. You should put the whole clit in your mouth without your teeth getting in the way, NEVER EVER USE TEETH.

“Lick her Pussy like you’re doing crossovers in 2K.”

G Spot

It’s at the roof of the Vagina. Get your Index and Middle finger in there and make like a come here motion in it. Start off slow then move faster.

What To Say?

Tell her how good she tastes.

How beautiful her pussy is.

How wet she is.

How good she smell.

Multitask 

Now you do all the above in different combinations at the same time.

DON’T

DON’T BITE THE CLIT

DON’T TUG ON THE CLIT

DON’T BITE THE PUSSY

In All Actuality 

Hi everyone! When doing love readings for people, I tend to always mention the word ‘soulmate’ which is why I thought I’d actually make a post about the topic. The term can be a bit confusing due to the various connotations that it’s accumulated over time. Most people imagine that meeting their soulmate will unfold like a fairytale and instantly lead to happily ever after! But this isn’t always the case! You’ll meet several different soulmates in your lifetime, all of them serving different purposes. Soooo let’s get into this shit! (starting in no particular order!)

1. Platonic Soulmate: The platonic soulmate will manifest as your best friend and partner in crime! There’s a sense of effortlessness when you two meet. There’s no hesitation and you feel a sense of ease when you’re around. Your platonic soulmate is the person you know was destined to be your Maid of Honor or Best Man haha. The platonic soulmate is usually the simplest out of all the connections as they exist in your path to make life more enjoyable. Some people may mistake a platonic soulmate for a romantic/companion soulmate but they’ll usually both realize that they’re better off as friends. Someone who is asexual or aromantic will likely stay with their platonic soulmate as they don’t feel the need to connect with anyone else. This can be extremely fulfilling! 

2. Soul Family: Ahhhh soul families are a total fucking blessing! Members of a soul family all come from the same branch of consciousness and have similar life paths. Soul families can be literally anyone who has the same interests, beliefs, mindset, and energetic vibration as you! The key aspect of a soul family is that our souls were created in the same dimension/planet and we always incarnate together. Our soul family has travelled the same paths and have had to learn the same lessons. All members of a soul family are working towards the same mission. I say they’re a blessing because I find it extremely comforting to know that you have other people who feel and think in the same way that you do! Your actual family may be a part of your soul family but not always. There are definitely members of your soul family who you may not actually ever meet. Some soul groups have 2,000 people while others have 20. It simply depends on your mission! 

3. Past Life Soulmate: Our past life soulmate(s) are usually romantic and they’re someone who is returning from a past life. When you feel as though you instantly recognize someone, this is a clear sign that they’re a past life connection. Your past life soulmate can reincarnate with you every life time or only occasionally. Either way, this person is usually in your life to remind you of something you’ve forgotten about your own soul. They subconsciously bring back information from a past life in order to deepen your spirituality. This could be a long term or short term relationship! Past life soulmates are a part of your soul family!

4. Karmic Soulmates: Ohhh the lovely karmics… Karmic Soulmates are like fucked up past life soulmates. They’re from your past life but they show up in this life because there’s an unlearned lesson or unsettled business between you two. This karmic imbalance desperately needs to be resolved before you can progress. To be fair, karmics don’t always have to be horrible! They serve a very important purpose though. I’d even go as far as to say that they’re the most necessary. They present challenges and conflicts in order to make you stronger. Your first heartbreaks are usually a result of karmic relationships. They’re kind of like stepping stones to your twin flame or romantic soulmate! Karmics are almost always temporary and can be friends, family, or lovers.

5. Healing Soulmate: Healing soulmates usually emerge after a karmic relationship ends. Or after a defeating period in your life. They can come in the form of a friend, a parent, a teacher, a lover, or even a stranger. They offer you comfort and help set you back on your path. Healing soulmates are usually temporary as they mostly exist in our lives for a specific issues. Some healing soulmates may stick around and assist you with future conflict as well, though! 

6. New Soul: This one is pretty straight forward! Not everyone you meet will be from a past life. A new soul is someone we’ve never had contact with. They usually show upwhen we’ve completed all karmic trials or, for whatever reason, have rejected the romantic soulmate/twin flame partner. This person will spark intrigue, curiosity, and fascination in you. We’ll crave a connection with this person but things usually happen slower with a new soul because of the unfamiliarity. Most karmic relationships start off as a new soul that wasn’t originally in our Soul Contract. Which can be vv exciting! 

7. Romantic/Companion Soulmate:  Your romantic soulmate is often described as ‘The One’! They’re your perfect match in this lifetime and the person that your higher self decided to unite with. Of course, you can always stray from your soul contract but most people don’t! The romantic soulmate will offer you so much joy, happiness, and emotional depth. They’re the person you’re likely to marry and will help to move you along your path with an open heart. When we unite with a companion soulmate, we experience unconditional love and bliss. Every relationship will still have it’s problems but you’ll be able to work through these things in harmony. The romantic soulmate can be a new soul or past life connection!

8. The Twin Flame: Not everyone has a twin flame in this lifetime or a twin flame at all! But your twin flame is the perfect REFLECTION of you. You two are parts of the same consciousness. It’s still possible to be whole without your twin flame but, when you two come together, it creates something incredibly powerful. I made an entire post on twin flames so feel free to search for it on my page! 

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This remote-control egg is great for solo play, or hand the remote to your partner for an interactive session. Perfect for public use, this tiny egg won’t exceed 50 decibels, so no one will know what’s going on between your legs (as long as you can keep quiet, too!).

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Sundolf Rechargeable Personal Wand Massager, $34.99 $17.49

Though this wand is marketed as a full-body massager, reviews hint that customers have a ton of fun with this soft-head stimulator for more than just massaging their necks.

Luna Rechargeable Personal Massager, $49.97 $29.95

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Shibari Mini Halo Plus, $29.95 $19.10

The Shibari Mini packs all the power of the original stimulator into a compact wand that works to de-stress with 20 unique patterns.

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Phanxy G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, $39.99 $31.98

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The small insertable end of this dual-stimulating vibrator makes it perfect for people who want to try internal toys for the first time. Its powerful settings are comparable to any luxury vibe. As one reviewer says, “I cannot understand how this toy is so inexpensive.”

Pure Love G-Spot Silicone Rabbit Vibrator, $50.99 $39.24

This vibrator is so comfortable you’ll be shocked at how luxurious its velvety texture is. Reviewers gush over the ultra-smooth silicone texture, which make the vibrator with its 20 incredible settings feel well above its price tag.

Beisar Adult Sex Toy, $55.55 $38.55

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LoveNote Remote Vibrator, $25.69 $15.99

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Zemalia Rabbit Vibrator, $49.99 $29.99

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Lelo Gigi 2, $139 $105

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We-Vibe Dual Motor Stimulator, $65 $39

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alternatives without harming yourself:

holding/squeezing ice.

splashing your face with water.

getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm).

take a hot shower or bath.

eat something sour. it will take your mind of the urge. (lemon, sour lollies)

massage where you want to self-harm.

get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm.

remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it. (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)

describe what you are feeling. (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head).

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in. for example;

having a family.

getting married.

to watch the sun rise.

to watch the sun set.

to save someone else’s life.

finish school.

get your dream job.

to laugh.

to smile.

to go camping.

travel to new places.

to wake up every morning to the person you love.

friends.

family.

to keep that promise you made.

to accomplish a goal.

to meet your idol.

to listen to new music.

theme parks.

video games.

chocolate.

to be able to look back and say “i made it”.

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

you are loved.

you are wanted.

you are needed.

you are beautiful.

you are handsome.

you are important.

you are not alone.

you are okay.

you are strong.

you are worth it.

you are smart.

you are not a failure.

you are useful.

you are going to be okay.

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COMMON SEX IS NOT COMMON ANYMORE..... ™️💋

Dear addict, Dear alcoholic, Dear meth head, Dear crack whore, Dear anyone struggling with addiction,

I am writing you this letter in the hopes that you someday come to know just how beautiful you really are.

I mean, has anyone ever told you just how much you deserve to heal? Has anyone ever said to you, “My God, my God, even with those track marks, even with those sunken, sullen eyes, even with that tired heart, I am so glad that you are still here.”

Dear addict, Did you know that you are not a bad person even when you use? Did you know that just because your problems are more obvious, it does not make you any more different?

Dear addict, Dear leech on society, Dear open wounds,

Do not feel like an infection just because your soul is so inflamed. Do not pick your skin tonight. Do not tell yourself you are worthless even after stealing all of your mother’s money from her change purse.

Do not plan your funeral on the street next to the subway because you do not have to die tonight! Because I know those dirty, blistered feet just need to rest, and they can rest here.

Close your eyes.

Dear addict, I love you. Dear addict, You are not your problems. Dear addict, I’ve seen you rise once before. Dear addict, You have a future.

Dear addict, look now to the mirror. Never have I seen a sewer rat with such hopeful eyes before. Never have I seen a piece of garbage with such a loving, beautiful family.

Dear addict, Do you see what I am seeing?

Dear human, you are worth every single hour you will spend recovering. You are brighter than any star you were born from. You are more loved than your aching, broken heart leads you to believe, more than you can even imagine right now.

Dear mother, father, brother, sister, lover, best friend, Do it for yourself. Do it because you deserve the treatment.

-Write “mmmmmmmmmmm” on every single thing you reblog.

-Exclusively reblog black and white gifs of white couples.

-Never pay for your porn, ask sex workers to send you free shit.

-”Single. Male. Dominant. I love the female form. All body types are beautiful. Masochist. Welcome to my twisted fantasy.  (inset Kik username here like anyone actually cares)”

-Exclusively reblogs thin women.

-Dick pics with 2 notes. The 2 notes are from reblogging yourself.

-Send people messages saying they should submit to you for the “exposure.”

-You only have 2 followers and one is your side blog.

-insert your gross fantasies on peoples’ selfies and ignore it when they ask you to not do that.

A. You look innocent. Somewhat classy, but deep inside, you have sick twisted fantasies and it makes you wet, just knowing how filthy you really are. How no one has a clue about it. You know you are sicker and filthier than most girls. Message me and say “I am sick, daddy” if you belong to this category.

B. You’re a nympho slut. A sex-addict. A cumwhore. Even while you function and do your daily chores, being filled, fucked and used is the only thing on the back of your mind. You pretend to be classy, but secretly you’re a wet mess all fucking day. Sex is the only thing on your mind. You could feel your pussy all day long, if you wouldn’t have to do chores. Just need the right man to use you and keep you on his leash, all day long. Message me and say “Break me, daddy” if you belong to this category.

C. Humiliation. That’s what makes you cum. Being treated like trash. Being called names. Pissed on. Slapped. Treated like a fucking sex object with all dignity and self respect taken away. You feel guilty later on, after you’ve been used. After you cum. Yet within a few hours, you’re craving that degradation again. Caught in the vicious cycle again and you know there’s no escaping now. You’ll never be able to cum to a “nice” guy again. Don’t need them either. Message me and say “I am trash, daddy” if you belong to this category.

D. You have a Husband. A boyfriend. A lover, yet here you are. Cumming to rough, degrading porn. To women being used like shit and half wishing it was you. Your partner has no idea you’re here and nor is he kinky or wild enough to use you like this. Fucking need to cheat on him secretly and be used. You need daddy to use you like you were made to be used and cheating only makes this cunt drip more. Message me and say “make me cheat, daddy” if you belong to this category.

E. No strong father figure in your life? Even when you had one, you were neglected. Making you attracted towards a strong father figure from an early age. You want to call a guy “daddy” before doing everything in your way to please him. That’s how you’ll earn the affection you never got. You’re broken now and you’ve got daddy issues, but you’ve embraced it. Message me and say “You are my daddy” if you belong to this category.

F. You want to be controlled, from what you think about to what you wear. Tasks and rules complete you. You want to be brainwashed. Corrupted. Left an addict by daddy till the point that you can’t say no, even when you want to. You act normal, but deep down inside you just want to be an owned, braindead sextoy. Once a good girl, now reduced to nothing but a vacant look and gaping holes. Message me and say “Brainwash me, daddy” if you belong to this category.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.