marxist hell orb

it's been 100000000 years but i WILL return to this cursed site for my gay french lawyers

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

Bye look at this capybara giving off so much good energy all the other animals r drawn to them bc they feel safe and loved by this beautiful angel

the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

@atuin @eiluned

LOOK AT THESE BABIES

beep beep

how this cat go beep beep?