A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

fuck instagram except for the lesbian couple i follow on there with two kids who got married 10 years ago as a “heterosexual couple” and then one night one of them came out as a lesbian and then the other one came out as a trans woman so they stayed together and now live their best gay life

#The article also says the kids went from calling Sarah ‘Daddy’ to ‘Eema’ when she transitioned#Which is the Hebrew word for mother#So cute

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god no. not again.

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

Who remembers?

I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.

there’s a big difference between “this show contains things that are morally wrong” and “this show contains things that are morally wrong and frames them in a positive and harmless light and/or shows an amount of [insert x morally wrong thing] to the audience that feels unnecessary, gratuitous, and/or fetishistic” and it’s very very important to remember that distinction when criticizing media

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

Where will the lies end?

I've been avoiding eye contact with trainers for years. tell THEM that