fuck neopets tbh

Someone tried to take their Vandagyre to the Magma Pool. TNT messed up, and now we have Schrödinger’s Neopet.

I had to pay almost 1000 more NP to buy it from someone else but goddamit, shit like this cannot be encouraged.

So, I’m at a smiling tree with arms. It is covered in shoes, barbed wire and fish that reflect the beautiful colours of that ever-present rainbow. While I’m deciding whether or not to grab a Cheery Plant with smiles, a faerie from space comes down and drops a baggy of shrooms in my lap. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think TNT was trying to get me high. What do you think, upside down floating kitten?

Fugers my green uni

He wants to show you his snake.

I’m in love but they will never happen

who logs onto neopets and thinks “this is is a great place to ask for gay fic recommendations that may or may not be adult material”

i got this

i love neopets.com

i used google images’ “visually similar images” search to find out what all the camouflage neopets are really supposed to be blending in with. see all neopets here (sorry about compression, it’s a big-ass image)